So this is it – tonight will see the eviction from Celebrity Big Brother of either Jade Goody or Shilpa Shetty, marking the end of a week even more racist and bullying than the Holocaust and the Herero and Namaqua Genocide put together, or something.
It's been the week where Celebrity Big Brother switched from being a boring show about laughing at what a tit Leo Sayer is to being a show that's sparked off diplomatic unease in India, raised questions in the House Of Commons and the made the Celebrity Big Brother sponsor leg it away from the show as fast as it can. And tonight it'll all come thundering to a brutal climax, with the Celebrity Big Brother eviction of either Shilpa Shetty or Jade Goody. Admittedly that will still leave either three bullies or two bullies and a victim in the Celebrity Big Brother house, but that doesn't really sound so exciting, does it? Oh, and we've also heard that someone else is entering the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight to try and ease all the tensions. It's Kramer from Seinfeld. Whoops!
So who leaves Celebrity Big Brother tonight – Jade Goody or Shilpa Shetty? Here come the Celebrity Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Shilpa Shetty and Jade Goody, with help from Paddy Power…
Shilpa Shetty – Prior to Tuesday, Shilpa Shetty was the annoyingly controlling one from Celebrity Big Brother who dictated mealtimes and had the most trouble altering her behaviour patterns to fit in with the rest of the Celebrity Big Brother housemates. But then a fat pikey started screeching at her about Oxo and all of a sudden Shilpa isn't just the favourite to win Celebrity Big Brother any more, she's the gleaming figurehead for everyone who's ever been racially abused by a fat pikey about Oxo in the past. Shilpa gave up a life of luxury in India for a shot at European fame on Celebrity Big Brother, and that's what she's got. People say that Helen Of Troy had a face that launched a thousand ships, but Shilpa Shetty has a face that set fire to a thousand effigies of Channel 4 executives in India. Will Shilpa be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother tonight? We just said she was the favourite to win, weren't you listening? Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 10/1
Jade Goody – This whole Celebrity Big Brother racism furore has divided the country right down the middle into those who feel sorry for the all bullying pitched at Shilpa Shetty, and that man who used to run around town shouting "White power! White Power!" all the time until he was arrested. All in all, the public seems to be weighted enormously in favour of evicting Jade Goody from the Celebrity Big Brother house tonight and – presuming she goes – Jade won't know what's hit her. Thanks to Celebrity Big Brother she's been touted as the biggest racist since Jar Jar Binks, her face has been withdrawn from an anti-bullying website and anyone who uses her perfume is instantly set upon by a group of knife-wielding thugs for having the audacity to smell a bit like that racist off the telly. On the other hand, there's a strong chance that – after hissing and booing Jade Goody on the way out of the Celebrity Big Brother house, we'll all wake up on Saturday morning and wonder what all the fuss was about. Current Celebrity Big Brother betting odds – 1/50
Next week: With one of these angry nitwits gone, we're excepting that the Celebrity Big Brother house will usher forth the Age of Aquarius and everyone will be living in an age of universal brotherhood rooted in pure reason. So we'll probably be doing betting odds for that. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Celebrity Big Brother betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Yolanda says
Bang on the money. This whole thing’s been hyped to beyond fever pitch now, and by the end of the weekend we’ll all be feeling a little guilty for going along with it so readily. Edwina Curry called Jade Goody a slag on Question Time last night… way beyond a joke now. Nice one hecklers. You’re a nub of sanity.
johnner says
I believe that rag The Sun put Goody on the front page,under the head line “THE FACE OF HATE!”, for fuck’s sake,she’s a gobshite,not some scumbag BNP thug, get a fucking grip!
Gilbert Wham says
The hypocrisy of the Sun knows no bounds whatsoever, why are you surprised? Now, if they’d put ‘The Face You Hate’ as the headline, I could agree with them for once.
Marion says
Well, in all honesty, which of the two (Shetty or Goody) would you want representing YOU in any situation, capacity or context whatsoever?
James says
Don’t bring the Sun into a conversation ever. There’s more news in a comic book. I hear there’s no live audience tonight. That’s going to FREAK out Jade when she inevitably gets evicted. Although I was quite looking forward to seeing the pikey mono-browed morons in the audience throwing rotten veg and custard pies at her whilst screaming “Hang the racist Pig”. I had it all planned.
here's johnny! says
…what a crying shame that there will be no audience tonight at big brother, after all, the general public want blood! God help us all. How jade ever became famous, rich and worhty of conversation in the first place is an utter mystery to me. I hope that her fall from grace is as spectacular as her rise. What an awful human being. What an awful society we live in….. Bedlam! Bedlam!……….
Gilbert Wham says
Some excellent trolling on her fan forums (courtesy of B3TA)
http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/forums/viewforum.php?f=3
d says
Shilpa 2 win!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLh5gULMpf8
Bijou Pastry says
Jade, Jade, the horror you’ve made
You foul and racist bigot
You’ve shamed us all and deserve to fall
No matter how they rig it
henha says
As a foreigner living in UK, I think this fighting between them represented their true natures in their deep hearts.
Kabir Kussa says
Jade is a bitch and a motherfucker
NO OFFENSE
Jah Mason says
Jade is racist no doubt, but that bood clart Jo is something else, she is one racist blood clart.
I tried to leave a msg on her forum but was blocked, Jo had the nerve to say she was not sorry and would do it again, well that racist bumberclart wonders why she was getting death threats, JO YOU RACIST PUSSY CLART, GO SUCK MUMMA
Leigh John___.x. says
LEAVE JADE GOODY ALONE!!!!!!
SHE IS A REALLY NICE PERSON. JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T LIKE A POSH INDIAN TWAT SHES RACIST!!
GIVE HER A BREAK!! NO ONE ELSE COMPLAINS IF SOMEONE FROM WALES WAS CALLED BETHAN WELSHCAKE!!
FOR SHITS SAKE ITS ALL BLOWN OUT OF ORDER!!
AND SHILPA ONLY ONE FROM SYMPATHY VOTES!!! I DON’T LIKE SHILPA!! SHE THINKS SHES BETTER THAN
EVERYONE ELSE JUST BECAUSE SHES AN ACTRESS!! OH MY GOD SADDO!!
SO JUST LEAVE JADE ALONE!! LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU JADE!!! LOL BYEEEEE XXX
lady virus says
i think that jade goody was scared of shilpa shetty and thought about a way she could show her in a lower position,which she did very well because of her companions DANIELLE and JO she felt like the ringleader in every way and because she felt that way, she did not have any fears of acting the way she did…
but i think it is not really jade’s fault at all! Jacky is her mum at the end of the day!
Gagan Kussa says
Jade Guddy was a fuckinliljelouse bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gagan Kussa says
but still :
SHILPA WON UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PROUD 2 BE ASIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES,YES
texta says
yo is jus between shilpa n guddy