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Goodness, True Blood Looks FILTHY
If you've seen Twilight, you'll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten. But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that's all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order. Honestly, it's quite a trailer. It's after the jump...
If you've seen Twilight, you'll know that vampires are scrawny and sensitive and have big sad puppy eyes and are about as dangerous as a cotton wool statue of a kitten. But judging by this new trailer for the forthcoming series of True Blood, that's all a lot of rubbish. If this trailer is any indication, True Blood is a vampire show full of boobs, bottoms, bikinis, sexy dancing, orgasms, pelvic grinding, spanking, face-licking, nudity, masturbation, bestiality and enough sex scenes to literally turn you blind. In that order. Honestly, it's quite a trailer. It's after the jump...
David Fincher Directs New iPhone (Towards Your Pocket)
Professional movie director and sometime whore David Fincher has given humanity the gifts of Seven, Fight Club and keeping Jodie Foster locked in room for a long time. Now with the launch of the new iPhone, his latest gift is a sharp new advert for the product that needs no advertising. Yes Fincher has directed himself a new iPhone advert – the product everybody has because it’s the best thing to ever happen to Earth, the universe and everything in it! – That’ll make the heartbreak of losing out on the Oscar less bitter Fincher.
Professional movie director and sometime whore David Fincher has given humanity the gifts of Seven, Fight Club and keeping Jodie Foster locked in room for a long time. Now with the launch of the new iPhone, his latest gift is a sharp new advert for the product that needs no advertising. Yes Fincher has directed himself a new iPhone advert – the product everybody has because it’s the best thing to ever happen to Earth, the universe and everything in it! – That’ll make the heartbreak of losing out on the Oscar less bitter Fincher.
Look! It’s The Trailer For The Cleveland Show: You Know, Him Out Of Family Guy
When news broke that Cleveland from Family Guy was getting a spin off show, it caused a flurry of reactions. Some thought that the idea would suck donkey balls whilst others embraced the decision to make Seth McFarlane a little bit richer. After months of speculation about this project ever seeing the light of day, a trailer has popped up for us to laugh at or complain about. Do we have the promo embedded in this story? Of course we do, and after the jump you’ll be able to watch it! That’s unless you’ve probably already seen it somewhere else.
When news broke that Cleveland from Family Guy was getting a spin off show, it caused a flurry of reactions. Some thought that the idea would suck donkey balls whilst others embraced the decision to make Seth McFarlane a little bit richer. After months of speculation about this project ever seeing the light of day, a trailer has popped up for us to laugh at or complain about. Do we have the promo embedded in this story? Of course we do, and after the jump you’ll be able to watch it! That’s unless you’ve probably already seen it somewhere else.
And Now: A Man Vomiting Maggots For Konnie Huq
Hecklerspray's been around for a while now, so we've seen our fair share of decent videos. This one, however, knocks them all out of the park. Sent to us by Guinness World Records, it combines the two things we love more than anything - unwitting future hecklerspray wife Konnie Huq and a man stuffing so many maggots into his mouth that he ends up vomiting everywhere. Frankly Konnie Huq alone would have been OK, but who'd turn down maggot vomit? Oh, and Steve Jones is in the video too, in case you're an idiot or hate life. After the jump...
Hecklerspray's been around for a while now, so we've seen our fair share of decent videos. This one, however, knocks them all out of the park. Sent to us by Guinness World Records, it combines the two things we love more than anything - unwitting future hecklerspray wife Konnie Huq and a man stuffing so many maggots into his mouth that he ends up vomiting everywhere. Frankly Konnie Huq alone would have been OK, but who'd turn down maggot vomit? Oh, and Steve Jones is in the video too, in case you're an idiot or hate life. After the jump...
Badvertising – Cadbury’s Eyebrows
This isn’t so much a crap commercial where an advertiser thought of the idea ten seconds before the pitch. It’s just really annoying and pointless really and we don’t understand what it does to promote slabs of chocolate. Whilst we get slight amusement at laughing at two stupid-looking children with some sort of facial deformity, it gets boring after a while. In the future, the childstars will develop a sense of dred after being recognised when being let out in public.
This isn’t so much a crap commercial where an advertiser thought of the idea ten seconds before the pitch. It’s just really annoying and pointless really and we don’t understand what it does to promote slabs of chocolate. Whilst we get slight amusement at laughing at two stupid-looking children with some sort of facial deformity, it gets boring after a while. In the future, the childstars will develop a sense of dred after being recognised when being let out in public.
Sky Newsreader Says C-Word Live On Air
Hecklerspray has a quick test for you. Try saying the words ‘seal cull hunt’ three times very quickly without using the c-word.
It’s not easy is it? Well, it certainly wasn’t for one poor newsreader on Sky last weekend, who dropped a major clanger by mentioning the c-word live on air during a story about Canada’s annual seal cull. When describing the clubbing to death of
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