Yes, Caroline Flack has now officially confirmed that she’s fumbled around in Harry Styles’ boxer shorts and tugged on his manhandling apparatus.
The cries of hundreds of jilted One Direction fans was almost instantly drowned out by the rest of the UK finally adding up the age gap and saying, “Oh, hang on. That’s a bit fucked up.”
The Xtra Factor host, who was previously alleged to have been dogging with Olly Murs, decided to break the news of her fling with the floppy-haired heart-throb on national treasure Daybreak, all while fighting off the grabbing, pork-pie fingers of Adrian Chiles (although apparently he’s not on it anymore, we’re just lazy).
According to Daybreak’s one remaining viewer, Ms Flack blushed as the question of her relationship with Master Styles was raised. Presumably because she was busy reliving a night of elbowy, awkward love-making in her head. Naturally, there’s nothing wrong with their relationship on anything other than a moral level.
If Caroline doesn’t want to have orgasms then that’s her prerogative.
Clearly there’s nothing even remotely inappropriate about her going out with someone almost half her age. Of course there isn’t. Just look at Hugh Hefner. He’s 25 minutes and a viagra away from dating a foetus. Plus, if you think there is something wrong with a woman dating someone who still sleeps with a night-light then that’s your problem. You’re part of society and society is wrong, yeah?
“He’s really nice and we have a lot of fun together so what’s wrong with that?”
Nothing, jeez! Obviously there is a suggestion that what they’re doing is somehow morally reprehensible but you have to remember that these aren’t just normal people. They’re quite well known for being on television (we find it hard to say ‘famous’ when it comes to these two).
“Sometimes I think to myself, what have I done wrong? But I haven’t done anything wrong.”
Perhaps thou doth protest too much, Caroline?
“But it’s a social thing that people aren’t accepting of big age gaps.”
People. Social. Society. It’s our fault. Leave her to get violated by whomever she wants. It’s her life. It’s not like she’s going to have to go on some kind of register. Just.
Feminist Harry Styles says
I have seen a DISTURBING number of posts about how Caroline:
anjalee says
wow…you need to get a life ……
Me says
Whoever wrote this article has f*cked. By stating that there is ‘nothing’ wrong with it forfeits any neutrality, this article writer is no better than the right-wingers.
Harry styles says
Harry styles is a cute nice boy Caroline you need a life touching body parts of q 17 year old you could be his mother you fucking idiot get a life and a real boyfriend and if you to get so serious the whole world will hate you Caroline and Harry one direction would be over and bye bye to your fans and Harry I am saying this for you I love your music and you
You're a foolish writer. says
If this situation had been reversed, with a man Caroline’s age dating a 17 year old celebriy girl, this article would be reversed. Stop being such a blind idiot.
Wendy says
For the first comment: yes it’s true that there are celebrities who have married someone 20+ older than them, but you have to realize that this woman, Caroline flack, dated a 17 year old, he wasn’t even considered an adult yet. all the other couples are middle aged and when they’re marries to someone older you can’t really notice to judge, and most of the times old marries with big gaps end up lasting. But seriously, when your 17(especially with being a handsome heartthrob) and you’re dating a 33 year old, you can tell it’s not going to last. when men are older it doesn’t seem strange as when the women are older because men are supposed to be the ones who protect us and lead in age. It’s exactly like if a tall woman would be dating a short man, it looks strange…and picture/ think about this. When Caroline was 15 Harry was a newborn, very different from when a woman is 40 and her husband is 55
Jaygurl says
I think it’s disgusting she is a grown woman dating a kid half her age if she was in america she could probably be arrested for child molestation.
Mandy says
Holy shit lady you wrote a BOOK!!!! Point well taken though, point verryyyy well taken!! I pretty much just despise society and just… I just hate societies, rules, is basically what it is. I absolutely hate it and I think the only thing that should run this world are individual opinions without judgment or certain guidelines that the fucking shallow world thinks everything should be a certain way. Yeah but uh.. Good points you should consider writing lol.
Val says
People don’t hate her because she’s old and shes dating Harry styles ( even though i must admit i am jealous) whatever she wants to do with her vagina is her damn business but she is 32 and he is 17. That is morally wrong on so many levels and not only being morally wrong it is also ILLEGAL. It is considered statutory rape because he is a minor and she is therefore a pedophile and sex offender. Btw all those relationships you just named are not on this level because none of them are minors.
autumn says
im getting to were i hate his guts,plus if u go around asking questions about harry u would be getting pissed off. I have asked goole if harry has had sex and 6 of them said yes but one stood out the most becouse it said that harry bragged about having sex with three to six girls
... says
I hate when people say that! Like boys are the superior type! Also some people are like
-Oh I hate society too! But theirs a 15 year age gap! That’s so wrong!
Dudes! That is exactly WHAT society is saying! You are supporting society not opposing it! Oh and why is everyone hating on Caroline? Why isn’t anyone hating one Harry? (not that I am, but that’s not my point) Anyway Harry is in the exact position as Caroline. Even though their relationship has ended, if you agree with me, please take this into future relationships
Belle says
If Harry had been a 17 year old girl and Caroline a 32 year old man having a sexual relationship together, it would be a very different story. We would have heard about a case of celebrity child molestation, which it should fall under, if he was having a sexual relationship with her before he was 18… I hate the double standards. Women need to start being prosecuted for their crimes on minors, just like men get prosecuted.