After dating for 10 minutes and being engaged for like?5, Cameron Diaz married Benji Madden on January 5th in a star-studded ceremony held in her backyard, because all famous bitches get married at star-studded ceremonies in their backyard. It’s why I don’t believe any of these?people actually want “privacy”, because as soon as a white tent goes up in a celebrity’s backyard in LA the paparazzi KNOW a wedding is happening. Backyard weddings are the opposite of low-key and subtle in Hollywood, but I digress.
Cameron married the less significant Madden brother (a man who formerly used to grind on Paris Hilton WILLINGLY) surrounded by pals like her scissor sister, Drew Barrymore, and now sister-in-law, Nicole Richie. Party animal and forever cunt, Gwyneth Paltrow, was also in attendance so you KNOW shit got wild, because that bitch parties with Beyonc? and Jay Z.
The wedding itself was apparently pretty tame with most guests heading home by midnight and the couple stayed home together after the wedding, so I guess the whole thing was pretty relaxed.
Word on the street is that Cameron finally wanted to settle her ass down so she could pop out a kid which, you know, fair enough, but what I want to know is why on fucking Earth she chose to do it with the less attractive Madden twin?!
Cameron Diaz dated ageless sex god, Jared Leto for four years, then angel voiced mega hunk, Justin Timberlake for another four (might I add, both of these men are rumored to have extremely impressive penises) and, as far as I know, never came close to locking down either of them.
Then she dates THIS guy for like two minutes and decides, out of all the hot pieces she could’ve had, he’s marriage material?!
Whatever Cameron, to each their own, I guess…
Nia says
yes cause looks are all that matter. People don’t have personalities.
joey says
i dont know how i came across this but it is one of the most vile things i have read. have you ever heard of Love? who needs that when you have the crap you talk about in here. what a joke