Las Vegas: shimmering sin-capital of overblown gambling, legalised prostitution and neon lights burrowing their ever-so-bright way into your retinas.
All well and good, but there’s something missing. Know what that is? A mildly psychotic pop star who enjoys shaving her head and displaying her vagina, that’s what.
Thank the sweet weeping lord, then, for Britney Spears. She’s apparently decided to use Vegas – or, more specifically, the Palms Hotel and Casino – as the jumping point for a ‘spectacular comeback.’ Given that her last ‘comeback’ involved bobbing around onstage like a confused autistic sealion in front of millions of TV viewers, it’s safe to say that this is gonna be an interesting situation to say the least.
According to the new edition of the National Enquirer:
“Britney wants to make a splashy comeback in Las Vegas. She wants the show to be full of high energy and flashy costume changes.”
The moolah on offer? The equivalent of five million pounds – which, given the present exchange rate, is probably enough money in dollars to bankrupt the entire United States and leave them praying to their great Britneyrian Overlord. Maybe.
All of this Vegas chatter has been ascertained via the medium of sneaky Spears-spies. Those close to Britters have seen her eating lunch with hotel manager George Maloof and engaging in heated business discussion.
Hecklerspray honestly can’t say which we find more remarkable – the fact that someone would actually still want to employ Britney Spears for a not-insignificant amount of money, or the fact that she managed to make it through the entire meeting without smashing her crockery, foaming at the mouth, carving the words ‘worthless devil whore’ into her own face and then launching into a tear-laden recital of Toxic to a rapidly-departing crowd of restaurant leavers.
Maybe she’s saving that for opening night.
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Peter Belisi says
Perfect place for her.