Why can’t Britney Spears just decide whether or not she’s actually getting better?
There’s no punchline to that, by the way, it’s just a question. Maybe it’s because of her ridiculous legal fees, or maybe it has any other real reason behind it, but Britney Spears is reportedly in talks for another reality show for MTV.
While we’re not so cynical as to deny there may be genuine reasons for the show, we are cynical enough to expect this to be one of the worst decisions she has ever made. Reality shows aren’t exactly the fast-track to normality that Britney seems to think they are, and her reasons of ‘to get me mah kids back’ isn’t exactly the finest of reasons to put yourself on worldwide public display.
While you’re recovering from a mental breakdown. While your dad has to look after you. While you’re trying desperately not to humiliate yourself publicly again. Someone have a word with the girl, please.
While we were content to see stories of Britney complaining about how much she’s paid to not get her kids back and how much they like her spaghetti (home made sauce, apparently), evidently young Ms Spears isn’t that content. She wants us to be able to laugh at her again – she wants us to mock her, violently.
It’s almost as if she’s read that hecklerspray has been complaining about feeling somewhat sympathetic towards her. It’s very kind of her to try and get some semblance of normality re-established, and it’s especially kind of her to bring us back our Britney-smile which we lost so long ago.
According to monstersandcritics.com:
The proposed programme will focus on Britney’s attempts to get her life and career back on track following her breakdown earlier this year.
So presumably it will focus on Britters as she tries to hock her reality TV show to anyone who will listen, seeing as that seems to be her method of getting her life back on track. How being a star of a reality show is good grounds to give someone their kids back we don’t know, but that seems to be the prevalent thought running through this.
A source told The Daily Star newspaper these words:
“Britney’s dad is furious. He thinks it’s a big mistake and doesn’t want anything to do with it. But Britney thinks it will help her custody battle for her two sons.”
Whereas a ‘pal’ – the Star‘s words, not ours – was as upbeat as one would expect from such a potential development:
“This could turn out to be the biggest car crash television moment of all time.”
Frankly, so long as she doesn’t have any serious mental breakdowns during the show, that could be a very good thing. We all need to be perked up in this post-9/11, credit crunch knife-crime fueled world of war and the lack of basic human rights. So what better way than to laugh at the very public downfall of a celebrity?
Though we would like to offer some constructive criticism for Britney Spears – she could come up with some new material. We mean, we’ve seen her have a public breakdown before, it’s not like this is anything new to the lay person.
Maybe if she happened to have an accident at a toxic waste plant and got herself some superpowers it would have a real draw for the audience, but as it stands it just looks to be the repeated downfall of that one who went out with Kevin Federline. Not ‘great’ TV by anyone’s imagination.
votetheday.com says
Well, we all know, that former pop princess have not been well recently: starting from divorce, lost custody of her children, and ending with hospitalization in a psychiatric ward.
Her last album, “Blackout”, was no big success.
But at MTV VMAs Britney looked perfectly (conversely to last year performance), grabbed few awards and it seems like all problems are in the past now.
The talks are going, that she is recording new album, due in December, and its first single will be released in November, followed by spectacular performances.
Is this will start the second era of Britney Spears?
http://www.votetheday.com/polls/britney-will-high-rise-before-christmas-256/