Some religious leaders are made through turmoil-filled life experience and inspiration. Others are formed in Britney Spears’ ovum.
Spears has changed her new son’s room into a gigantic nativity scene, with a life-sized toy donkey, cow, and wax figures. The central role of the baby Jesus is played by none other than young Sean Preston himself. Is this a prolific gesture? Is it prophetic, predictive and prognostic?
We here at the ‘spray can’t help but wonder if this clairvoyant ability is also how she knew to make an ominous song about hitting her baby. Child services!! Quickly now!!
Britney
Spears (CDs) has made her newborn son Sean Preston Federline’s room into a
life-sized nativity scene, with him in the role of the baby Jesus. The room is said to be ripe with wax figures and giant toy farm animals. An
insider said:
"It cost an absolute fortune. But at least she
didn’t have to buy a baby Jesus – because Sean is playing the part."
Let’s delve deeper here, and analytically figure out what all this could possibly mean.
It
could mean that there are hopes of religious greatness for the lad,
with throngs of followers eagerly anticipating parables, miracles and
mass weddings all done to with dear old Dad on backup dance.
Or maybe we’re making the wrong comparison. Maybe young Sean is supposed to be the reincarnated soul of Ol’ Dirty Bastard, aka Big Baby Jesus. Could it be that young Federline’s destiny
will culminate with the spearheading of a Wu-Tang Clan reunion in 25
years, complete with Ghostface Killah, Raekwon the Chef and a
humongously gigantic bee hive?
Whatever
the case child services, if this is an evolving religious pattern,
you’d better keep a keen eye on that house come Easter.
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Britney Spear’s Baby Nativity – Femalefirst
[story by Shawn Lindseth]
Tiffany says
heyBrit- i thought that was really coolof u!