Oh dear. George Michael has been jailed for eight weeks after he got stoned out of his little mind and crashed his car.
Jesus. It’s like writing about some scally who just passed his test! Was he listening to some sub-bass heavy Euro trance while he was at it with a glove box full of 10p Pickled Onion Meanies?
Anyway, the crooner was arrested in July in Hampstead, north London after crashing his Range Rover into a shop. Presumably to get his hands on yet more 10p Meanies.
Last month, he was handed a six-month interim driving ban after pleading guilty to driving under the influence of drugs and possessing cannabis.
Feel free to make your own jokes about ‘Freedom’ and all that gubbins… or him being behind Wham bars or… *shoots self*
Si says
I can’t help but like George Michael. In celeb-terms he’s a man of simple pleasures. Just like hanging out with his fella and getting stoned. Geezer really needs a chauffeur though.