She’s destroyed Sandra Bullock’s marriage, has a thing for Nazi uniforms and looks like a redneck Na’vi.
Nice work, Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee! You don’t don’t do things by half, do you? When you set out to become one of the most reviled people on the planet, you do absolutely everything you can to get there. Everything except for taking out a contract hit on Sandra Bullock, obviously. Because, clearly, that would be a smidgen too far.
That didn’t stop the FBI from allegedly investigating a claim that Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee had organised for Sandra Bullock to be murdered, though. Fortunately it didn’t take long to reveal that the claims were bogus, which is just as well. Imagine if all other women tried to kill their lover’s wife. Elin Nordegren would have to live in a lead-lined panic room for the rest of her life.
Many things have tried to kill Sandra Bullock over the years. In Speed it was Dennis Hopper. In Speed 2 it was a moderately fast boat. In The Net it was some flashing green text on a black background. And in real life it definitely isn’t Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.
We really can’t stress that enough. Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee isn’t trying to kill Sandra Bullock. Although Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee has all the motive needed to kill Sandra Bullock – she was having sex with Sandra Bullock’s husband, she likes to dress up as a Nazi from time to time, she lacks the mental ability to realise that writing pointless Little Book Of Calm-esque quotes directly onto her forehead with an inky needle is an incredibly stupid thing to do – it’s been fairly conclusively decided that at no point did she ever try and order a trained assassin to take Bullock out.
We know this because someone told the FBI that she had, and it all turned out to be rubbish. TMZ reports:
Roughly two weeks ago, McGee’s ex-husband, Shane Modica, reported that he received a call from a man in Missouri who claimed Bombshell wanted to put a hit on both Modica and Bullock … and the mystery caller claimed he was the person who was supposed to carry out the hits. Sources tell us Modica reported that the caller claimed he received his killing orders before the cheating scandal came to light.
But relax. The man from Missouri is known to local police – he has a head injury that apparently makes him ‘lose sense with reality’ – so it was quickly decided that the whole thing was nonsense. Which is probably best for everyone involved, because now we know that Sandra Bullock’s life isn’t in danger and that Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee hasn’t done the stupidest thing that she could ever do.
Well, you know, the second stupidest thing. She’s already got a giant fish with fake eyelashes tattooed on one of her arms. Technically that does count as the stupidest.
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garlicnose says
That would be “Elin” Nordegren, not “Erin.”