Is it just me, or was Blake Lively legit pregnant for like two seconds? Everything about this damn woman is so unfair. She’s insanely stunning and stylish and remained so during her pregnancy, and now, according to reports, she has popped out what will potentially be one of the best looking babies in the world.
According to Page Six and UsWeekly (which I always trust), Blake actually popped out her baby over the holidays in her and Ryan’s Bedford, NY home and has?somehow managed not to post anything about it on her Goop Jr. website. Wait a second! People magazine is also reporting it, so it has officially become true! Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are really parents now!
Little to nothing has been revealed about the baby which was born in late December, so we’re not even sure if they had a boy or a girl, but I’m hoping it’s a boy because then it can grow up and get together with Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes’ daughter and they can make potentially the most beautiful child the world has and will ever see!
Basically the only thing we know is that it’s been out of the womb for at least a week and that it was a home birth, because of course Blake Lively would have a home birth. Organic births do not happen in hospitals and Blake would never do that to her baby.
The funniest thing would be if they had a boy who grew up to date Scarlett Johannson’s daughter, [email protected]. They could totally talk about how their parents used to be married and probably banged like all the time. Weeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrdddddd.
Either way, congrats to these two golden gods of humans, I’m sure their baby is fucking perfect and that the birth was perfect and that Blake’s body is already back in pre-pregnancy shape. The cunt.
Anna Smith says
You are fuckin hilarious!!