Blake Lively Nude Snaps? Don’t Be Stupid! She Doesn’t Even Get Naked In The Shower!

blake livelyWe say Blake Lively, and you say “Who? She’s got a funny name though!” Well, she’s… uh… y’know? She was in Gossip Girl. Didn’t watch it? She was in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants too. How dare you suggest we made that film up! It was really… well… we haven’t seen it. She rumoured to be Leonardo Dicaprio’s current beau. Does that count for anything? No?

So why on Earth are we writing about this person of absolutely no interest or cultural value? Because there’s leaked pictures of her being completely naked online (NSFW), that’s why! And she happens to be Leonardo Dicaprio’s current beau.

Or, more appropriately, ALLEGED nude photos. That’s because she’s denying that these pictures are real and, so certain is she that she’s willing to take legal action about it.

The images, which you can see for yourself by conducting a simple internet search (goodbye to everyone reading this article), feature a blonde woman completely in the nip, and, well, she probably does look like Blake Lively… but we have absolutely no idea.

She could kick us up the colon shouting “I’M BLAKE LIVELY” and we’d still have absolutely no idea.

Anyway, Blake’s team have come out and said that the nude girl in the photos are not starring their client and are convinced that the snaps have been doctored. Even though they’re threatening legal action to anyone who publishes them, they are rather pleased with the publicity it is generating.

A rep says:

“The photos of Blake Lively which have just surfaced on various websites including Perez Hilton and Zap2it are 100 per cent fake.”

“Blake has never taken nude photos of herself. Blake will pursue legal action against the publication which initially published these photographs and any other outlets that republish them in any manner.”

She was nudie in that film she appears to be in that comes up in Google Images, but whatever. What kind of young, thin attractive person DOESN’T take naked pictures of themselves? WEIRDOS THAT’S WHO.

How very, very boring.


  1. Bootster says

    She is instantly the most forget-able person I have ever seen. I have JUST looked at her photo, and I’ve already forgotten what she looks like.

    I’m going to look again….