Yas Queen! Yasssss! She did it, people, she did it! Blac Chyna will soon be known as Blak Khyna Kardashian because Rob Kardashian put a ring on it! Chyna, Rob, and Chyna’s bff Amber Rose all took to Instagram (of course) to confirm the engagement, so let us all bow down to our Patron Saint of Petty! Blac Chyna, you are my fucking queen.
So, just so you have it straight: Rob Kardashian is now set to be Kylie Jenner’s boyfriend’s son’s stepfather. I don’t know if this is real life, or if the Kris Jenner just orchestrated the best fucking season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Sources are saying that Rob popped the question to Chyna yesterday and OF COURSE she cackled “YASSSSS, I WILL BE MRS. KARDASHIAN!” before throwing that shit up on Instagram and then taking the party to the strip club (of course, they celebrated their engagement at an LA strip club).
I am literally sitting back hoping, no, PRAYING, for the pregnancy announcement so I can cheers to Blac Chyna for showing the Kardashians and Jenners that she cannot be fucked with. You don’t take her shitty, Oscar Proud meets Ja Rule lookin’ baby daddy AND unfollow her on Instagram and expect her to just take that shit layin’ down, do you?
Here’s the thing, there are really 3 viable options when it comes to the relationship between Chyna and Rob:
- They actually just love each other.
- Much like Bruce’s transition to Caitlyn, both of Kim’s marriages, Lamar’s overdose, Scott’s affair/multiple rehab trips, and the replacement Kylie Jenner, Kris Jenner is just a Satanic puppet master who goes to great lengths to keep her family relevant and in the news.
- Blac Chyna is a petty ass bitch who saw a chance and took it.
I’m feeling like there is a 75% chance that it’s a mixture of all 3.
If you think about it, E! kind of HAS to include Rob and Chyna on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. I mean, Kris, Kylie and Kendall are Jenners and Kim is now a West; Rob and Chyna are few of the legit Kardashians left, so don’t they deserve to be on a show about KARDASHIANS.
Cue Blac Chyna’s face right now:
kerry says
This is the best commentary on this saga so far….when I heard the news I actually started to say out loud “yes chyna yes”…my inner petty could take it know more…she is the official Queen of Pettyville….we salute you lol. She did what most people wanted her to do right….shit on them like they shitted on her…i mean alls fair in love and war lol