Bill Murray is pretty freaking cool.? Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Zombieland, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Groundhog Day are all awesome, and mostly because of him.? He’s just so much cooler than you’ll ever be.
So what do you do when you meet one of the coolest men on the planet? Invite him into your karaoke booth of course!
‘Haha’, you say?? ‘In your classic comedy inspired soggy dreams’ you say?? Well, screw you! It happened! To a guy called Mike.? We don’t know him, but we heard about him.? A friend told us about it.
What do you mean you don’t believe us?? Listen to Mike, he’ll tell you how it went happened; “IT’S BILL F@#KING MURRAY!”? See, we told you.? You still don’t believe us? Mike and his buddies are in a karaoke bar in New York and Bill Murray walks in.? Lost in Translation tells us that this is entirely possible, so what’s the problem?
Mike just did what hecklerspray would be too gooey eyed with admiration and too pissed of cheap Appletinis to do.? He spoke to Bill Murray.? Let us reiterate, HE SPOKE TO BILL F@#KING MURRAY! Mike instantly wins cool points.? Oh but, the funniest man in this universe or any other is invited to join Mike and his friends.
WHICH HE DOES!
Mike tells it better than we ever could:
“we get a knock on the door… IT’S BILL F@#KING MURRAY!” Bill wanders in with his friends, sits down, is really nice and very very cool, orders a round of “some weird green drink and wouldn’t tell us what it was.”
We respect you Mike, but we also hate you with venomous jealousy, so tell us, how was it?
“We were all shocked of course but at that point we were already pretty trashed so the party just kept going. He was super nice and they all fit right in. His girl was really cute, and as far as i remember, from Amsterdam.”
Bill Murray, lots of booze, hot girls.? The dream is complete…. or is it?
Mike, the total bastard, gets to sing with Bill.
Yeah, what a lucky tosser.
Sing with Bill Murray.
That’s like playing ping-pong with Elvis.
Or Tiddleywinks with God.
“Bill and I sang a duet of an Elvis song called, “Marie’s the Name.” Random I know, but so was the night. We were all drinking and dancing and screaming our asses off.”
The only way this could be any cooler is if Elvis himself was singing backing while Frank Sinatra mixed cocktails.? Life isn’t fair.? hecklerspray lives and breathes celebrity coolness.? And what do we get for it?? Kris Silver.? Who looks a bit like David Baddiel.
We are very jealous of all this, especially since it’s clearly true.? What? Lingering doubts?? Don’t you know everything hecklerspray ever says is totally true? You want proof? Fine, have a look at this other blog, here, where there are loads of pictures from the event. Just remember to come back to us.
Or we’ll start shooting puppies.
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Kris Silver says
HEY! I’m much better looking than David Baddiel.