Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is booting out its first overbearingly ‘special’ housemate tonight, but who’s it going to be?
The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemates have decided that Jeremy, Jade and Victor are the people they’d least like to put up with for the rest of the month, and come this evening one of them will be bundled into the giant brass mail chute marked ‘permanant anonymity’. But who? Who? We can’t wait 12 hours! We want to know now!
So here are the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds for Jeremy, Jade and Victor to get evicted tonight, with help from Paddy Power…
Jeremy – When Jeremy entered the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house last week, he came across as a bit of a twonk, all ‘hey I’m a racing driver, yeah?’ insouciance and ‘let’s not pretend that I don’t have a fuckload of money’ smuggery. But buried deep – really deep, almost impossibly deep – inside Jeremy is a sweet little nerd who just wants to be loved. And, in particular, loved by that bendy girl with the pop-out vagina. Since he’s easily the least irritating Big Brother Celebrity Hijack housemate up for eviction, we can’t see him going tonight. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 14/1
Jade – Again, we may have misjudged Jade a little since she entered the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house, too. Although she has moments of supreme fist-clenching, eye-bulging annoyingness – like how she leaps around like a tit first thing in the morning and how she talks like a sock puppet of a sickly frog – but let’s not forget that Jade was the only one to suss that Russell Brand‘s raging cameraman trick was a hoax. That at least proves that Jade is almost as clever as she says she is – and after a few more days of realising that nobody like her, maybe Jade will even calm down and be watchable. Current Big Brother betting odds – 2/1
Victor – Now, on the other hand, Victor is someone who nobody has ever misjudged in their entire lives. They all see Victor, think “what a preening git,” and are never ever proved wrong. Victor has managed to quickly turn the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack house against him by ordering his sister about and constantly viewing his slightly rum options on women, which is strange because we’ve never had cause to doubt the intellectual reasonings of men who spin around on rollerskates for a living before. This could be the last we see of Victor. Current Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds – 2/5
Next week – more Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds. But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Big Brother Celebrity Hijack betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
adventuress says
I was so happy that he escaped eviction. I hope he’ll manage to stay in for a while longer, he is so sexy, I would miss my eye candy.
cris says
As a person married to an Italian man, I have seen first hand how protective Italian men can be of their younger siblings. this is all that is happening in the house. could he he use gentler words, yes… does he care for his sister, yes.