After three long, long months, it’s the last Big Brother of the series tonight, and we can’t help being a little bit sad about it.
Not because Big Brother‘s finished, mind you. We’re sad because it means there’ll be a load more ex-Big Brother housemates flouncing around in public thinking that they’re megastars now. That just sort of makes us throw ourselves out of a window, really.
But enough of that. Big Brother final, woo! Who’s going to win, huh? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for the two favourites – Rachel and Mikey – with help from Paddy Power…
Rachel – If there was any justice in the world then Rachel would win Big Brother, simply for the fact that she’s not as utterly objectionable as any of the other remaining housemates. Sure, she’s not exactly solid gold entertainment – in fact, you could have put a picture of a poo in a cup into the Big Brother house in Rachel’s place and you’d have probably got better value for money – but there’s one question you need to ask yourself. Who would you rather see the Big Brother prize money given to – any of the hopeless grasping tits that are in the Big Brother house, or Rachel the lovely levelheaded schoolteacher lady? What? You think that Rachel should get the money? Are you kidding? Look – if none of the others win, they’ll be so desperate for money that they’ll all try and become TV presenters and singers and actors and it’ll be terrible and British culture will never properly recover from it. You idiots. Current Big Brother betting odds – 5/2
Mikey – Well colour us wrong -the British public really are a bunch of snivelling pity-hungry bell ends after all. Why else would Mikey be the favourite to win Big Brother tonight? His compassion? His staggering wit? His superhuman good-looks? If Mikey wins Big Brother it’ll be because he’s blind and nothing else. Of course, that’s assuming that Mikey is going to win Big Brother – he’s never been up for eviction, so his popularity is only based on what the other Big Brother housemates think of him. For all we know, all the Big Brother viewers might think that Mikey is a big sightless wanker. Who knows – we’ll find out later on. At least one thing’s for sure, though – if Mikey does win Big Brother, all those fireworks that usually accompany the winner will be wasted. Honestly, if Endemol was smart it’d keep the receipts and just get a load of people to pop a couple of hundred crisp packets instead. Mikey’s never going to know, is he? Current Big Brother betting odds -11/10
Next week: Something else that isn’t Big Brother. But don’t forget that you can still head right over to Paddy Power to see the full list of Big Brother betting odds and place one last bet.
Rogbog4299 says
Yes, after three long, long months. Why does it put you though that over and over again and people stand for it. Can’t understand that. But, the last Big Brother of the series tonight. Can’t yet…