Squeaky clean pop annoyance Justin Bieber recently had a haircut, which was front-page news almost everywhere, even here on hecklerspray. The news of his haircut sent shockwaves around the world, with sexually confused 12 year olds and slightly creepy 40 somethings everywhere begging to know why he'd chopped his famous $500 fringe off.
Naturally it's all rather ridiculous, it's only some hair after all, it'll grow back, you do know that, right?
What's even more ridiculous to the furore over Bieber?s bonce is the fact that you can now buy the hair he had lopped off. That's right, you can buy Bieber?s former barnet covering, if you have $7,000 to spare that is.
You see, wee Justin Bieber recently appeared on the Ellen DeGeneres show in the States (for those of you unfamiliar with the Ellen show, it's like the Alan Titchmarsh show, only markedly less annoying). During the show Bieber gave Ellen a lock of his hair, which is now being sold through popular offloading of ill-gotten property site, eBay.
The famous follicles are sealed in a clear display case that Bieber has signed and is just shy of the $7,000 mark at the time of writing.
We expect it to fetch a lot more though, it would be criminal if it didn't, just think about how mental the Beliebers are. They actually call themselves Beliebers and if that isn't mental we don't know what is.
We here at hecklerspray can't help but wonder who will end up buying Bieber?s locks. After all, there can't be that many Belieber?s with the cash to buy it at its current price, let alone any price it may reach by next week, unless they form a syndicate and all take home one follicle each.
Maybe a very lonely adult will be the winning bidder, claiming it's for their kids or something, when we all know they have no kids, the sick freaks.
Even we here in the hecklerspray bedsit have been looking behind the couch and rifling through Mof Gimmers? stuff when he's not in to see if we can stump up the cash in the hope that we can get our hands on his hair and use it for some bizarre voodoo ritual that would mean we never have to hear about Bieber or his stupid bloody hair again!
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jep says
I just can just see your neck veins bulging while writing this on your netbook.