Have you seen the new video that Beyonce has made? She’s got a new record out called Countdown which is a little off-kilter. It might be rubbish, it might be great… we’ll have to let it bed in or something first.
But that doesn’t matter.
This is about her new video. Cor. Her new, splendid, attractive video where she looks really, really great in a variety of really great ways. Have you seen it? Have you? She looks amazing. Really amazing. Watch it over the jump. She’s amazing.
Beyonce goes through a variety of costume changes… all of which are totally amazing… and she looks really great too. Amazing. So very, very amazing.
She’s got amazing short hair. Then really amazing long hair.
*dribble*
She looks like a ’60s Motown sexbomb at one point. Amazing. Then she looks like Tina Turner, only more amazing. Stupidly amazing.
*takes trousers off*
Then she does an amazing dance routine. It’s the best dance routine ever. Really it is. Because Beyonce is amazing. She so amazing. Really, really amazing.
Have you seen it yet?
It’s amazing. Just… uh… gotta go and sort something… ummm… it won’t take a minute…
*gets off with Beyonce’s new video*
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