A couple of years back when Ben Affleck’s movie, Argo, won Best Picture at the Oscars, he forgot to thank his wife, Jennifer Garner, in his acceptance speech. We should’ve known then that these two were bound to get divorced, because Jennifer Garner seems like the type of broad who would really hold a grudge over something like that.
Well, apparently Ben’s love of gambling, hookers, and Matt Damon, plus his omitting of Jen from his Oscar speech has finally lead to their break-up. Ok, in reality none of those things probably played into their break-up. In reality, it’s probably because Kevin Smith said that Jen is an uppity bitch with no sense of humor and Ben was sick of her having a death grip on his balls.
The tabloids have been speculating for a few months now that Bennifer 2.0 were secretly separated, but it wasn’t until a couple of days ago that the couple confirmed they were dunzo. In a joint statement they said basically the same old shit every celeb couple says when they split up:
After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce. We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding.
They announced their split the day after their 10 year wedding anniversary which seems kind of messed up, but maybe they’re both so over their marriage they didn’t even realize it was their anniversary. In fact, I bet it isn’t a coincidence at all that they announced their divorce the day after their 10 year anniversary. Jen probably had a countdown to that shit on their kitchen calendar and when Ben STILL forgot their anniversary Jen was like DONE! Go back to J. Lo for all I care!
Mystery solved.
Cyndi Osenberg says
maybe I can get with him now >:) lol jk :p