Ben Affleck Got A Bang Bang In His Head Head

Everybody knows what it's like to have a debilitating headache at one point or another; we often get them when we try to watch Pearl Harbour. Or Gigli. Or Daredevil. Or Jersey Girl. Or Paycheck.

But we're not the only ones who get chronic migraines after too much exposure to Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck also gets chronic migraines after too much exposure to Ben Affleck, and he had one of them over the weekend. So terrible was his migraine, in fact, that Ben Affleck had to go to the emergency room so that a doccy-woccy could look at his poor bang bang head and make all the bad go away from it.

After breaking the record for the highest density of career-threateningly hopeless films in a row - 15 in four years - Ben Affleck went a bit quiet for a while. Professionally, he attempted to convince England that smelling like a rubbish schoolboy would attract girls while he worked on a handful of potentially career-salvaging movies both in front of and behind the camera. Personally, things have gone a bit better for Affleck. After the J-Lo debacle, Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner and had a baby girl with her.

And then - disaster! On Monday, Ben Affleck got a migraine and had to go to the hospital until they made him better. The wonderfully-named Ken Sunshine - Ben Affleck's rep - confirmed this tragic tale of having a bit of a sore head to People magazine:

"Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in
Cambridge, Mass., today. He was released this afternoon, and is
recuperating at home."

Ben is in Massachusetts at the moment with his young family, as he's directing his first movie Gone, Baby, Gone - a film about a baby that's gone - there. According to The Boston Herald, Jennifer Garner took time off from winding up her crazed fanboys by not releasing her forthcoming erotic thriller Sabbatical yet to drive Ben Affleck to the emergency room, where he was treated and then released.

Phew - another Ben Affleck disaster averted. Don't forget to stick with hecklerspray: your one-stop shop for articles about shit actors with very very minor medical conditions.

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Ben Affleck Rushed To E.R For Migraine - People

[story by Stuart Heritage]