Everybody knows what it's like to have a debilitating headache at one point or another; we often get them when we try to watch Pearl Harbour. Or Gigli. Or Daredevil. Or Jersey Girl. Or Paycheck.
But we're not the only ones who get chronic migraines after too much exposure to Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck also gets chronic migraines after too much exposure to Ben Affleck, and he had one of them over the weekend. So terrible was his migraine, in fact, that Ben Affleck had to go to the emergency room so that a doccy-woccy could look at his poor bang bang head and make all the bad go away from it.
After breaking the record for the highest density of career-threateningly hopeless films in a row – 15 in four years – Ben Affleck went a bit quiet for a while. Professionally, he attempted to convince England that smelling like a rubbish schoolboy would attract girls while he worked on a handful of potentially career-salvaging movies both in front of and behind the camera. Personally, things have gone a bit better for Affleck. After the J-Lo debacle, Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner and had a baby girl with her.
And then – disaster! On Monday, Ben Affleck got a migraine and had to go to the hospital until they made him better. The wonderfully-named Ken Sunshine – Ben Affleck's rep – confirmed this tragic tale of having a bit of a sore head to People magazine:
"Ben Affleck was treated for a migraine at Mt. Auburn Hospital in
Cambridge, Mass., today. He was released this afternoon, and is
recuperating at home."
Ben is in Massachusetts at the moment with his young family, as he's directing his first movie Gone, Baby, Gone – a film about a baby that's gone – there. According to The Boston Herald, Jennifer Garner took time off from winding up her crazed fanboys by not releasing her forthcoming erotic thriller Sabbatical yet to drive Ben Affleck to the emergency room, where he was treated and then released.
Phew – another Ben Affleck disaster averted. Don't forget to stick with hecklerspray: your one-stop shop for articles about shit actors with very very minor medical conditions.
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Ben Affleck Rushed To E.R For Migraine – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]
tamara says
I need u like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
joseph says
you know, it’s funny to hear people kiss these celebs asses and stick up for them when somone else says bad things about them. people don’t even know the half! i’m from cambridge,i went to school with affleck and i work in the radiology department at mt.auburn hospital and this is what really happend. ben was nice and from meeting him alot when he visits boston,he is more the nice guy than people really think. on this day,jennifer garner prooved to us “regular” people of how much of a cunt bag she is when the cameras are not around. i was in radiology which is pretty much connected to the E.R and she was in there screeming at everyone like ben had a knife in his head. screaming and swearing at the secrateries when all everyone was doing was trying to help. she was saying stuff like” what the fuck is taking so long do you know who we are” and she refused to wait anywhere in the hospital other than ben’s room.all she did was give everyone a hard time and show us what a spoiled rude bitch she really is. after this day, i stoped buying and watching any of her movies no matter if she is in the whole movie or if she is in it breifly i don’t care.celebs come and go at that place and none of them were remotely as bad as her. she’s bad person with a bad attitude who makes bad movies. she said “i swear i’ll never come to this hospital again” as she scooted out a side door with ben. i don’t know what hospitals in hollywood are like but,mt.auburn did it’s job and then some with profesionalism and care for been.this cunt bag needs to get knocked off her high horse and remember it’s the “regular” people that make you who you are no matter how talented you are!! granted she is pretty much the worst actress in recent history, everyone at the mount pretty much made their own conclusions once lucifer left with her husband.thanks jen for showing us what it’s like to make alot of money and be at the status your at and still be misserable.