As we may have mentioned already, last night hecklerspray got to report from the red carpet at the 2009 BAFTAs.
And, it’s fair to say, we were rubbish. Thanks to a mixture of horrible weather, a position on the BAFTAs red carpet directly opposite all the real journalists and our own genuinely backwards people skills, we ended up coming away from the BAFTAs with nothing more than trenchfoot, a lack of feeling in any of our extremities and this slightly humiliating video.
We’ll have a full BAFTA report coming up in a few hours – but in the meantime, do feel free to revel in this visual evidence of our thundering social ineptitude.
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Love that guy from Spooks that totally blanked you.
“Nicky Clarke! Nicky Claaaarke!”
Heartbreaking.
haaaaaaaahahahahaha. you bastard! i love that that was said about 28 times in that video alone.
thank goodness i was standing next to you for entertainment value last night. and that we didn’t get killed by that violent camera of death. oh, the memories.
You were shite, yet this has to be the most entertaining red carpet footage I have ever seen, please get to the Oscars!!!!
‘Meryl, ohh…Meryl…’
‘Shia, you mmmonkey!’
Absolutely classic.
That’s possibly the best thing I’ve ever seen. Bagsy coming to the next carpet session.
Red carpet, that is. Not a lesbian thing.