Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
Roswell’s big problem is it’s all word of mouth. There are these tremendous claims of what went on there, but why believe a low-brow farmer? The same goes for Kecksburg. Sure, we’ve heard the military hauled out a tarp-covered something-or-other that was shaped like a gigantic acorn, but show us the pictures.
That said, there’s finally a UFO-crash discovery that was caught on film – and we owe it all to commie-riddled Russia!
There are only two pieces of news that ever come out of Russia. The first is that Joseph Stalin‘s nipples used to bleed every Easter. Some say it was a heavenly reminder of his parents’ religion that he so casually cast aside. This news re-breaks every two years or so. Wait for it – you’ll see.
The second news story that always breaks from the formerly red country is that their babies are born with temporary-but-reappearing Koranic tattoos. They’ve got some crazy stuff going on over there – we’re tellin’ ya.
Imagine our surprise then, when we discovered this third story came out of the country where we thought they only had a two-template newspaper. It happened in 1968.
No doubt you’d like us to cut to the chase. Here it is as All News Web puts it:
“The Soviet Defense Ministry wrote in March 1969, Order No. 481 addressed to the Commander of the Air Defense Forces in the Sverdlosvsk Military Region Lieutenant General A.G. Ponomarenko. He was ordered to assist in every way the local KGB authorities in the operation “Sverdlovsk Midget” (small aliens), signed by the Deputy Commander in Chief of the USSR Air Defense Forces, Colonel General S.D. Lebedey, Seal stated, General Staff of the USSR Defense Ministry.“In a second letter from November 3, 1969 on the KGB letterhead addressed to Deputy Chief of the Scientific Research Department KGB USSR, Colonel Grigoriev. The letter stated that on March 5, 1969 information was received about discovery of the unidentified object wreckage, 3 meter high and 5 meter in diameter with remains of small unknown human like creature, Operation called “Sverdlovsk Midget”.”
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UFO…they are always mystery that ends up as weather balloons.
public will never get the truth about it!
Weather balloons? Get real. UFOs and spacemen are real! I know I was abducted by them for 23 days in 2006.
I was kidnapped by aliens earlier this year. They took my wee-wee and replaced it with a sock puppet. I think they are planning to use it as some sort of weapon.
Where’s the crater?
The mere size of the universe should tell anyreasonable person that all that space cannot just be empty.somethings or somebodies must be out there.If there were no microscopes would we see micro organisms?Wake up!
ur wee wee can barely be used as a tooth pick
i believe in aliens cuz my parents are. why u ask? cuz they ate my cat and fish…… in front of me…..