Legally she’s still too young to drink anything more than Um Bongo in public, yet that hasn’t stopped sweaty rock chick Avril Lavigne (CDs) from chasing Courtney Love’s (CDs ) title of ‘Most Missed at the Nunnery’.
“Avril’s drinking is getting worse and worse. She’s always liked to party but recently all she wants to do is get drunk.” her concerned hangers-on, sorry friends, told Star Magazine.
Always liked to party?! She’s about twelve years old! Well, twenty anyway. Point being, the angst ridden little whippersnapper is an amateur. Old enough to vote and still spent no time in rehab? Pathetic.
“When she gets drunk she wants to fight and cause trouble. She’s turning into a nightmare!”
Probably trouble along the lines of hurling wet toilet paper at her old teacher’s car or singing Jump Around with a pint in her hand.
Forgive us for seeming to endorse amoral behaviour and underage drinking, but we can’t see Avril Lavigne taking a tumble anytime soon.
Not washing her hair for a week and painting her nails black (the devils colour!) are about as bad as it’s gonna get.
A few cider and blacks after a gig won’t cause much worse than a minor fracas while she bitch-slaps her best friend, vomits like a fountain and finally wakes up in her Bratz jim-jams with a stonking headache and a grazed elbow.
We’re sold. Who’s for an afternoon double?
[story by Chris Laverty]
sfb says
LOL Bratz jim-jams…? I don’t drink in mine personally… but if this is true face it no one writes about someone who goes to bed on time and eats tofu and drinks their vita-juice. Make sure that JD isn’t really tea and she’s just acting it to get mentions for being a bad girl, that seems to get the most PR.
:)
sfb
http://www.bratzworld.tv
Matt Hyland says
chris… you are a complete and total fool. avril’s a canadian, as am i, and we started partying and gettin loaded at 15, its not a big deal, everyone has fun and whoevers stupid enough gets caught. americans are amatuers, come up and we’ll show ya.
GW says
Ill bring the coke
Alys says
Avril’s not rock. She is DESPERATE to be seen as the next Courtney Love, who, face it, is an absolute GODDESS.
Avril’s just a wannabe, give it a year and she’ll be flipping burgers like the rest of the Canadian scum.
tanner says
to call a canadian scum is one thing.
to do so while your nickname is mrscobain, having called courtney love a goddess (ack!) and all the while being an AMERICAN, is truly… sickening.
it takes a non-american perspective to see how disgusting you guys are, but i suppose, being as you are america, and therefore, an ignorant fuck, such a thing will never happen for you.
my sympathy,
tanner.
hilary says
AVRIL LAVIGNE IS GOOD!! and im not american or canadian, im d dddd ddd AUSTRALIAN, woooooooooo party anyway hmmmmm
i dont like coke
danie;;e says
who the fuck cares about how much avril drinks, drinking is fun and u guys can go fuck urselves cuz canadians rock!
avril says
avril rox, shes the best singer there ever was
Gabby says
I hate Avril Lavigne so much cause she drinks. She used to be my fave singer but now she isn’t. Why does she drink. Thats not cool. Its STUPID………
JADE says
AVRIL LAVIGNE IS THE BEST EVER AND IM WORRIED ABOUT HER.
:)
Avril says
Why do u guyz personally care what she does shes just livin her life and having fun, and its not like u havent drank a beer or any type of alcohol in ur life so give it up and stop saying bad things about her because ur just jealous of her and you know it, it;s not her fault that ur sitting here critisizing people becuase ur just a low-life person, she’s got farther in life than u so u should respect the fact that shes way better than ALL of u low life people. oo yeah and a comment to Alys She’s not gunna be flipping burgers like you and canadians arent so called “SCUM” canadaians are better than u, there WAY nicer and they help u guyz in wars for example the afganistan war were helping u guyz, which i dunn even noe yy, and the other day the americans shot and killed some canadians!! Have respect for other countries and people, instead of critisizing becuase canadians are better!! RESPECT!!!!! LEARN IT!!! have ya ever heard the song ” American Idiot ” well i love that song SOOO much now!!! ” dont wanna be an AMERICAN IDIOT!!!!!! “
Gabby says
Avril rox. I’m worried about her. But she can do anything she wants. Its herlife. Dont ruin it. So There. Shes the coolest person in the world. Shes the best singer there ever was. Avril you Rock.
Matticus says
I am a Canadian, and Avril is too. When I
see her on stage she’s doing it like she should; proud, strong, and free. She’s also
very nice to talk to and isn’t the stuck
up bitch every dumbass thinks. Don’t
knock someone until you meet them, ’cause
if you were famous you’d have your share
of problems too, so I say if u hate Avril,
you obviously don’t know her very well.
You probably don’t know her at all!!!!!!
Rhea says
I used to b a fan of avril but now……………..WHAT THE HELL WAZ SHE THINKIN????……….all i think is she is kool but…..FAME SPOILS EVEN AN INNOCENT KID!!!!
Anonymous says
used to b a fan of avril but now……………..WHAT THE HELL WAZ SHE THINKIN????……….all i think is she is kool but…..FAME SPOILS EVEN AN INNOCENT KID!!!!
but i am a fan still cuz itz the music i like…….
babe!!! says
she is an IDIOT!!
me says
hell yeah party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMGWTFBBQ says
Chris Laverty,
Your story is shit. Go find a job that you’re actually good at. I strongly urge you to stop criticising and making up bullshit. Avril lavigne is an artist who has worked hard for this and deserves some credit for it (just like all the other musicians). All you assholes out there who constantly call Avril Lavigne a poser or a wannabe, well hey..at least Avril’s got a better life than yours. If Avril can’t sing, why did she get a record deal with Arista? Why is she working with the world’s best musicans and why is she doing all of this touring all over the world with thousands of screaming fans? It’s because she can sing and is talented. All you pussies who prefer high pitched singers like Mariah Carey can all go and suck an STI infected cock. Avril Lavigne is a true artist who does not lip sync like Ashlee Simpson. The media such as this pathetic article has obviously portrayed Avril Lavigne to be the ‘skater rock chick’ who drinks too much and is rebellious. Well folks, Avril Lavigne DOES know she is a pop artist. She DOES know that she can’t skate and she DOES know that the media is doing this to her. Okay, so a journalist comes across a few images of Avril having a cigarette and having a good time and decides to make the BEST story the world has ever heard and possibly make a few dollars out of it. WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? Do you people out there do not realise that statistics show that in the United States, an estimated 25.6 million men and 22.6 million women are smokers. What do you have to say about them? It’s okay for them to smoke because they’re not important? Also, with the drinking and getting tipsy ossue…WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL? The reason why alcohol was introduced to this world was to consume it and have fun. Life is about living and having fun..and that’s exactly what Avril Lavigne is doing. Anyhoo, Avril is great, Avril is talented and Avril has a better life than yours. To all the fans, keep on supporting Avril and don’t be fooled by the annoying articles about her. To all the Avril haters, go and do something tedious and have a good day.
– In defense of Avril Lavigne.
NB. I am not an American neither am I a Canadian and yes I know my facts.
kurt says
I totally agree with the message posted by ‘OMGWTFBBQ’.
Pufflington says
Strong words Kurt.
ALL you guys are just so unbelievably sad. But the person who I feel the most sorry for is Mr “I’m too cool to call myself anything so I’ll stick a few initials down to make myself look mysterious.” The poor guy (or gal, though are gals really that misguided?) has actually TOTALLY missed the point of the article, thus making his argument COMPLETELY invalid. Chris Laverty appears to be sticking up for Ms. Lavigne (who incidentally doesn’t bother me either way, though I’d like to buy her a bottle of Pantene Pro V) and is actually saying that people are overreacting about her drinking and they should just let her have her wild days, as she’s so young it will pass. What a shame though, that folks on here have to resort to personal criticisms if they don’t quite understand the article.
Aah well, better luck with the next one…:)
claire says
wait, last time i checked, the drinking age in Canada was 19. wouldn’t that make her legal?
katie says
guys,look,Avril isn’t that bad!!!
She is kool and brave.
If she wants to drink, than fine.
Let her drink then.
But u know wat?
If she drink then something bad is going to happen to her.
It looks like she doesn’t care.
So I don’t care, but if something bad happen to her it’s not the fans fault.
It’s Avril’s fault+whoever made Avril drink.
avril fan says
I am avrils biggest fan and i met her and she is amazing so what she drinks she is still the best singer in the world!!!
Em says
So what if what if she drink, she’s still an amazing singer and she’s just living her life and having fun. Plus she completly have the right to drink cause the legal drinking age in Canada is 18, I know I live there!
christina says
Just hope she takes care of herself. She’s very talented.
em says
Avril is just living her life the way she wants to.. and besides, its pretty normal for 20 year olds to go out and party all the time and get drunk. Im not saying that its a good thing to party and get drunk everyday… its not, but all im saying is, is that avril is my idol and i know that she will grow out of it and that she will become more serious when her next album comes out.
Love ya av!!!
Anonymous says
emily
Nicky says
Avril just wants 2 have fun! Imagine workin all da time, doin concerts like, every day, tourin da world, travellin loads. What would u do? Thats a really bad report.
alison says
avril is the best she is from canada as i am so we go to parties since 14 and we drink and we get loaded so that ok
wendy says
i lover avril but you know she shouldn’t drink.though i’m only 10 i’m mature for my age.avril totally rox but you know it isn’t our busniness.that’s her life and she could do whatever she wants to so you could just shut up and stop messing with her life.
vigrx says
Three phrases should be among the most common in our daily usage. They are: Thank you, I am grateful and I appreciate.
Avril Luva says
OMG! Wat’s wrong with Avril going out and having a good time? There’s nothing wrong with that! I mean u guy’s try to to make Avril sound like some crazy idiot! She’s not! She like’s to have fun! Everyone like’s to have fun! Avril is awesome! She is soooo talented! She’s not a party animal like Paris Hilton etc! I haven’t seen her drunk for a long time! I like seeing her going and out and having a good time with her friend’s! Avril is soooo kool! She Rockz! Go Avril! Keep smileing and having lot’s fun!
Mwah!xo I luv ya Av!
roxxie says
dont worry about avril….shes canadian and she can handle her liquor. i moved to this awesome country from the states and peeps here can drink anyone under the table any day and handle themselves pretty good.
specially the natives here. theyre fricken hilarious that your gut just burns after an hour with them (Y)!!! it was cool for a white gal like me to make friends with them cuz theyre the most loyal and sensitive but shy ppl you can meet.
sorry to ramble..just wanted to brag a little about this great country.
ashlie says
roxxie chick,
i agree with ya 100 percent. this country and people in it are awesome! if ya ever want to have a great time (and i mean a good one) make friends with the reserve kids and theyll lead the way. they may look scary, but they have to put on a tough face cuz a lot of people are mean to them where i go to school. but behind closed doors, theyre the bestest and funnest friends you can have. well, got my little ramble out too. i know this was off topic, just had to reply to a great comment. l8er!
Avril can suck my cock anyday says
Avril Lavigne is the worst live singer I’ve ever heard. Regardless, she is hot and I’d definitely give her a shot. Here talent ends there!
PS: You’re all a bunch of sad fucks!
Jhazmine s says
hey Avril lavigne is the most coolest girl i’ve every seen im a year 5 and i loved her when she was a skater girl and a tom boy but i respect what shes doing now but PLEASE AVRIL change back to who you where and please be the same again but please dont QIUT singing just do both PLEASE im cry out loud i love all your songs EVERYONE STOP beeb dick heads and recpect AVRIL as she is and stop been f***ing dicks!!!!! AVRIL please changer back when you were a tom boy and keep singing please im like crazy about you and please i meen please change back please i love you i love you so much the im been like you when you were w tom boy and the most koolest PUNK tom bot there evr was
so please change back!!! please love you im your biggest fan and im doing skateboard lessons soon and im from australia wa i love ive got evrything you’ve got like the punk braceletts and the shoes and everything you hand when you were 16, 17, 18, 19 and maybe when you were 20 but please im begging you from the bottemog my heart please change back please singing do your acting at the same time if its hard then do singing or acting i odnt care just please be how your were before!!! please
yours
truely
Jhazmine s
nicky says
canadians rule nd so does avril so wat if she boozes im 12 and i have a good drink of vodka sumtimes, im from new zeland! at least she dont smoke i do, nd shes an awesome chick better than you u fucking bastard. get a life.
nd painting ur nails black is cool nd not washing ur hair makes it look goth so there u fuckfaced
scrotum breathed dickhead!!!
Rell says
To Nicky.
1) 12 year olds are pathetic excuses for human beings.
2) ne1 who f33lz the need to talke lik3 this iz prettie fuckin retarded.
3) he’s not criticizing her. He’s criticizing her lifestyle choices as a role model. If you’re twelve (which you probably aren’t, mr. i need to sit at home as a fourty year old, unemployed, lives with mother asshole) and you like her, what’s the example saying when she’s drinking openly and saying that its okay and has no repercussions?
4) Americans are stupid. I’m one. I admit it. However, if this is Canada’s example of a good role model…well…now.
-Rell
(p.s. painting your nails black is a possibility of ANY cliche. Preppy, punk, goth, emo, country, jock, or other. Its a color. Not a life style.
oh….P.P.S. washing your hair isn’t goth. Or punk. Its GROSS.)
Geena says
i like Avril Lavigne’s new song “Girlfriend!” IT IS WICKED SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-P
Kryptic says
I think Avril’s awsome it doesn’t bother me that she drinks, she’s jus having fun so all you judgemental self-righteous people back off her k and get a life, stop concentrating so much on hers…
stacey says
i hate the way avril drinks so much she needs to start a new life
GiRRR says
Yeah she drinks and so does a shit load of people she doesn’t drink that much and what about her lifestyle she is a talented singer and musician who actually can play an instrument unlike have these skanks who just lip sing and dance just for the sex appeal and cuz it’s become more of a trend to some stars now then an actual love and dedication to music. “Oh she’s a singer i can do that i have the money!?” Bullshit what about people who actually have talent all most of these skanks and posers are doing is cluttering the music industry making it impossible to do what some people like myself love more than anything! So too all of you shut the hell up it sounds like you all need a drink maybe it will lighten you up!
gir says
The one, the only: gir.
Accept no poorly spelled, incoherent fanboy substitutes.
nunya says
what the fuck is wrong with people, for one avril lavigne drinks, but that doesnt make her an alcoholic, two, she has an amazing voice, and besides why the hell would you look someone if you hate them so much, why dont you stop trashing people cause you are jealous of them, you all have no lifes if all you do is sit around and trash peoples music and personality, she is the way she is, millions of people like the way she is, and millions more like her music, you all need to get a life, i bet you are all in your 20-30’s and you are living with your parents wishing you had a boyfriend/girlfriend, well your not gonna get one sitting at your computer trashing people
I LOVE AVRIL LAVIGNE SHE IS AMAZING!
Robin says
Avril is better than the most singers in the world.
Christina says
Oh man okay well I just seen Avril last week on monday and wow she is truley amazing and just a piece of art, Avril is truley one of a kind singer and it’s truley sad that some of you think she is bad or sucks or you dont like her music, because one thing that i love so much about Avril is that her music reaches deep down to the core,like the lyrics are nice and clean they arent dirty or cheap like britney spears or ashlye simpson and ect..
Oh and whoever isnt a fan of avril because she drinks now clearly was never a fan of her at all serioulsy get a grip it’s her life shes going to do some things that people will and wont agree with its life its human its what each one of us do everyday and as amazing as avril is she is not some perfect human being. Avril is true to who she is and is doing her damn best to not let people who critize her bring her down in any way. If i may say she is doing an amazing job as a singer,artist and role modle/
Im damn proud to be a canadian and that my favriote arttist is Avril <3 4ever and always baby lol.