Ashton Kutcher isn’t having a good time of it lately. Firstly, he’s in the woeful Two And A Half Men. Secondly, he’s allegedly had an affair with a young woman which has totally borked his marriage to Demi Moore. Thirdly, he’s really, really thick.
He’s so dimwitted that he’s had his twitter account taken off him by his management.
Why? Well, clever ol’ Kutcher defended sacked American football coach Joe Paterno who helped cover up the rape of children at Penn State.
If you don’t know what’s going on with Paterno, let us quickly fill you in. He’s a very famous and revered coach of a college football team and he failed to tell police that his assistant was (allegedly) sexually assaulting a boy in 2002.
Kutcher promptly took to his twitter account to defend Paterno, and then, when everyone told him what had happened, he realised what a terrible boob he’d made.
Initially, he tweeted:
“How do you fire Jo Pa? As a Hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”.
He then back-pedalled like crazy when everyone told him about Paterno’s former assistant Jerry Sandusky, who had been arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period.
Obviously, he was rather embarrassed. Kutcher said:
“As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.
“As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.
Kutcher’s management team said they would take control of his Twitter account “as a secondary editorial measure to ensure the quality of its content”.
What a stupid idiot.
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