Arnold Schwarzenegger got caught with his pants down. Hardly surprising really seeing as his pants have been down for over a decade after it was discovered that he’d sired some kid with his housekeeper and kept it a massive, stinky secret.
Of course, when his wife found out, she didn’t hesitate in wanting him out of the house and set about divorcing him for lots of money.
While the divorce goes through, you’d think that Arnie would be showing a little humility and remorse. But he isn’t. Instead, as pictures below show, he’s more interested in slagging off Maria Shriver with a t-shirt slogan. That’s nice isn’t it?
Arnie stepped out in a t-shirt that reads:
“I survived Maria”
Survived her by cheating on her it seems. On the back of the grotty article, it read ‘2007-2010′, only with the 2007 crossed out and replaced by “1977.”
1977 is not only a terrible album by Ash, but it also marks the year that Arnie started dating Shriver before she became his wife of 25 years.
Next, he’ll be wearing a tee that says “I didn’t use a condom with Mildred “Patty” Baena and all I got was this lousy lovechild’.
Mark our words.
Weirder still is that Schwarzenegger’s shirt was given to him by his staff from when he was Governor of Cuckooland.
Nice to see that Arnie is taking all this very seriously, especially given that his child is currently fucked after a very serious surfing accident.
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Antony says
Its not Tastless !! Its funy ! We like it . Arny is a good man . Hard working and self made. Maria is spoiled feminist rich women . Her whole life she had nannys and maids . She is a big baby !!!! Lets be honest A ..!!
Brenda says
Anthony sounds to me like you are an asshole! So what if Maria is rich, so what if she had nannys and maids. Arnold cheated on her and that was not the first time. He is not a good man, yea he is hard working and self made, but I bet he has had some help from the Shriver family also!! He is an adulteror! And if leaving the asshole because she found out he had fathered a child with another woman and knew he had been sleeping around makes her a baby then BOO HOO to you!
Cookie Monster says
I think Arnold made a mistake when he married a Kennedy man. He totally should have hooked-up with Danny Devito. They would have made magic… pure, sweet, midget unicorn magic.
K says
That back picture is not of Arnold. You can tell by the size of the head and neck. Pathetic. Arnold is self made. He came from nothing. He also did a horrible thing to his wife and family. So do many other people in this world. Who cares? We do, and why? Because he’s a celebrity. I’ve been an Arnold fan for over 20 years. And guess what? I’m still a fan. I’d still go see his movies, and I’d still vote for him if he ran for office. Everyone screws up. Just like Bill Clinton. Who cares about his sex life? It’s not our business if he was unfaithful. Yeah- it’s interesting news, but it doesn’t change the way he does his job.