Good old Arnold Schwarzenegger (DVDs). In a world full of politicians scared of saying the wrong thing and alienating a group of voters, he blunders on regardless, upsetting anyone he feels like. And the political leaders of this country could learn a thing or two from him.
In the run-up to last year’s presidential elections, he called the Democrats a bunch of "girlie men". He was asked to apologise, and so he said it again. Maybe people would take Charles Kennedy more seriously if he started trash-talking his opponents like Jenny Powell on Celebrity Wrestling.
Then there are all the women who claim Arnie groped them. One says she was spanked in an editing suite, others say the set of Predator was a hotbed of Austrian-based fondling. Tony Blair would be Prime Minister forever if he charged around constituancies goosing all the women he came across, or pinging their bra straps.
Next in this list of revelations was an interview with Arnold’s wife. She said that when his kids leave their clothes on the floor, he sets fire to them. Surely someone at the Conservative party is thinking about changing their election slogan to ‘Are you thinking what we’re thinking? Because we’re thinking about burning your clothes, you stinking oiks’.
And now he’s at it again. Speaking on the Howard Stern radio show, he said "If we get rid of the moon, women, whose menstrual cycles are governed by the moon, will not get PMS. They will stop bitching and whining."
What? He wants to get rid of the moon? How dare he!
Actually, the statement has thrown America’s feminists into a blind fury. But it’s probably just their time of the month.
It seems very much to hecklerspray that Arnie wants to be Prince Philip. We’re hoping the feeling’s mutual, and we’re looking forward to seeing Collateral Damage 2 – That Looks Like An Indian Put It In.
[story by Stuart Heritage]
King of All Media says
The Howard Stern thing was a joke by Josh Thompson you idiot.