Ariana Grande is one of those celebrities that I literally only blog negative things about regardless of the fact sometimes I kind of like her. That being said, bitch does and says a lot of dumb shit that I have to mock for the sake of my job.
Case in point: this week she took to Instagram to refer to herself as the hardest working 23-year-old on the planet. You don’t even need to click to read the rest, because you know where I’m going with this.
Ariana took to Instagram to post this pic with this caption:
Listen, I get that making it in the music industry is hard word and I’ll admit Ariana is really talented, but do you know how many jobs I worked at one in my 20s? Five! I was a substitute teacher, a youth care worker, did after school program at an elementary school, worked evenings at a clothing store, and wrote this fucking blog! And my job as a youth care worker was overnights so I literally didn’t sleep for years. And I had middle class parents and my own car (ok, it was a decades old Mazda protégé that couldn’t be driven longer than 7 minutes without overheating, but still), so I didn’t even consider myself the hardest working 20-something on the whole planet, because I assume the actual hardest working 20-something on the planet probably has like five jobs, three kids, a dying mom, and some other shit, all of which they have to pay for, and do all of it while putting themselves through college or some shit.
Then we have Ariana Grande who, like I acknowledged, probably does work really hard…doing something she loves…which she gets paid millions of dollars to do…bitch, bye.
I hate when these rich people come up in here like they know about the struggle. Ariana Grande came from an upper class family in Boca and has been in show business for like half her life and was making more money in a year than I was in five since she was like 16, so homegirl needs to calm down about hardest working 23-year-old on the planet, because the only one of you young hoes I consider really hardworking is Kylie Jenner, and I only say that because bitch is going to throw her back out real soon always arching so damn aggressively in pictures to make her hips look bigger. Smdh.
stine says
i love this piece way too much lol
johnny says
very good post