Right, this is the official halfway point of our Any Dream Will Do betting odds rundown, and it hasn't come soon enough – the knowledge that there are still two days left of this nonsense has given us a near-terminal panic attack, so lord knows how you're coping.
It's not us, is it? We're not alone in disliking Any Dream Will Do, are? We can't be the only people who think that spending a Saturday evening in watching a gaggle of sob-faced dramaschool wheezebuckets emote the hits of Daniel Bedingfield at Andrew Lloyd Webber – who's sitting in a bastard throne – is a less enjoyable pursuit than smearing yourself with elephant shit, downing shots of E.Coli and letting Judy Finnegan give you a chainsaw pedicure. Can we? Can we?
Anyway, here are today's Any Dream Will Do betting odds for Ben Ellis, with help from Paddy Power…
Ben Ellis – Even on Any Dream Will Do – a camp show presented by a camp man about an especially camp musical judged by two more camp men and a camp male Denise Van Outen impersonator – Ben Ellis seems to be overdoing the weediness a bit. He's only six years old for a start, and looks like the kind of boy who got pushed into drama school because his abrasive mother was once passed over for the lead in the school play and is determined to live her life vicariously through him. Ben Ellis might be the one from Any Dream Will Do who sounds like he's trying to sing and gargle boiled eggs at the same time; he might not be. We don't know because Any Dream Will Do makes us so angry that we want to do a dirty protest in our pants the second it comes on. Anyway, Ben Ellis isn't going to win, OK? Current Any Dream Will Do betting odds – 14/1
Tomorrow – Any Dream Will Do betting odds for Daniel Boys. But if that's too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Any Dream Will Do betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
Becci says
That is the biggest load of crap i have ever read! Ben Ellis is an amazing lad with an amazing dream which he has had since he was small, why critisise someone you have never met? He is an amazing people with an amazing voice, acting skill and very attractive. Hes forfilling his dream and all you can do is sit there and say hes got an awful voice and camp. Ben is amazing, and could win the show with his eyes closed x
mazzie says
FUCK OFF!!!!!!! STOP BEING SO MEAN ABOUT THE SHOW AND ABOUT EVERYONE IN IT! If you dont like it, nobody is forcing you to watch it. just give us the betting odds without the bitchiness.
Even if you dont think Ben will win, shut the fuck up about him, because he is so talanted and we all love him.
if you dont then fine but keep it to yourself.
Lucy Mcculley says
i cannot believe what you are saying about ben he is amazing i bet you couldnt get up on a stage and sing like him it takes a lot of guts to do that and also a lot of talent. ben is an amazing performer and is great to watch.ben you keep on doing what you do best and i was gutted to see you go but the west end is just callling youre name good luck in the future xxxxxxxxxxxxx
SANEESH SOPHIE NICOLE says
Ben Ellis – Even on Any Dream Will Do – a camp show presented by a camp man about an especially camp musical judged by two more camp men and a camp male Denise Van Outen impersonator – Ben Ellis seems to be overdoing the weediness a bit. He’s only six years old for a start, and looks like the kind of boy who got pushed into drama school because his abrasive mother was once passed over for the lead in the school play and is determined to live her life vicariously through him. Ben Ellis might be the one from Any Dream Will Do who sounds like he’s trying to sing and gargle boiled eggs at the same time; he might not be. We don’t know because Any Dream Will Do makes us so angry that we want to do a dirty protest in our pants the second it comes on. Anyway
PARDON?
NO.
BEN’S NOT GAY/CAMP..
AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND.
^^ lucky bitch.
HES NOT 6.
HES 18.
AND HES NOT WEEDY.
SO FUCK THE FUCK OFF.
HES NOT TRYING TO GARGLE EGGS.
AND HES BLOODY GEORGEOUYS..
YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAGS.
x