Enormo-lipped actress Angelina Jolie (DVDs) has added another layer to the fast-becoming-tedious divorce of Brad Pitt (DVDs) and Jennifer Aniston (DVDs).
The story, in brief, is this. Brad and Jen get married, Brad makes a movie with Angie, and they become friends, Brad and Jen divorce, world falls asleep.
So what’s happened lately, in this Trisha-goes-Hollywood saga?
Recently, Ms Jolie was interviewed and declared herself not to be a wicked witch. Or a marriage-wrecker. Then why so close with Brad?
"I was just a shoulder to cry on. The truth is I was there to help him through the pain. He longs to be a father and he has been in emotional turmoil for a long time because that hasn’t happened".
And the infamous photos of Brad and Angelina on the beach together have been doctored too, apparently. They were two seperate pictures mashed together by an unscrupulous member of staff at an American celebrity magazine. So there.
And what of the other member of this tiresome love triangle?
Well, Jennifer Aniston – the most famous person with a surname that sounds like it should be a brand of cough syrup – is meanwhile reportedly very sad at what’s happened. She’s "chain smoking" and "biting her nails", and worrying that no men will approach her because she used to be with Pitt.
And on it goes. And on. And on.
A woman has tried to liven things up by letting MTV film her being surgically reshaped to look exactly like Aniston, but that’s not really too exciting.
Is it just us, or is this the best publicity for a movie – Pitt and Jolie’s Mr And Mrs Smith – ever? Or is it just us?
[story by Stuart Heritage]
{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }
Pass a word of encuragement to Ms Jennifer…there are 1 billion eligible Chinese Bachelor if she care to pick one.
& there are many white & black eligible bachelors who are dreaming of her if she only open to eye to the ocean of fishes who are waiting…..
It makes all the sense to me that all this Brad-Angelina affair is a totallly made-up story… I mean.. why would they show to be good friends or “close friends” if they were actually doing it?… now that just doesn’t make sense… they’d never be that naive… and plus… it’s not really something Ms. Jolie would do, in my opinion… and she also just doesn’t need it… as she was quoted as saying “I have enough lovers, I don’t need Brad”…
I think Angelina jolie is a state and her lips take over her face and make he rlook like a big Fish
Not something “Jolie” would do?? Do you remember who her ex-husband is and that he “was” married! What would a woman who wears blood around her neck do? As far as I am concerned, she is trash, and I have no plans to see that movie or any other movie she or Brad do. The question I have for you or any who defend her, is what if it was you? Would be so quick to defend or believe her innocence? Me? I would have already shred the both! I do not support cheater’s or trash.
I dont believe it is an entirely innocent friendship. But perhaps they do have an extreme respect for each other, with common interests they are likely to bond. Angelina holds alot of wisdom, which Brad is drawn to, and it doesnt hurt that she is one of the worlds most beautiful woman. Jennifer is insecure like every other female on this earth, if my man was friends with Angelina, I suppose the hairs on my neck would stand up too.
ANGELINA JOLIE is trash and Brad Pitt is a cheater. Oh my god wake up world they are totally in a relationship and do not care about anyone but themselves (Jolie and Pitt). My thoughts are Pitt should have been taking care of his relationship and than work on helping out the world. He is a louse and she is a temptress who deserves to be proven as such.
Meredith
angelina jolie is such a whore…she has no scruples when it comes to another woman’s property or husband… being self rhighteous about helping the U.N out is such a farce if you mercilesssly wreck other people’s families…these double standards about saving the world & not giving a damn about the ppl immediately aound you is disgusting
caring about the world is such a pseudo thing to do when you dont care about the woman you vowed to be faithful to…
caring about the world is such a pseudo thing to do when you dont care about the woman you vowed to be faithful to…
i thought i was the only one who thought that!!!! i can’t stand either of them (pitt/jolie) anymore! and i can’t believe anyone would shell out a penny to see that piece of trash they just released. even if it weren’t for all this drama, the movie itself just looks like pure trash. hmmm. how fitting…..
Who cares anyway, it’s all a load of superficial bollocks. Brad and Angie can be with whoever they like. So can Jennifer. It’s none of our business what they choose to do, and we have no place to pass judgement on it. Just cos someone cheated on his wife doesn’t mean he’s inherantly evil, or that the other woman is either. Grow up.
ANGELINA “WHORE-LIE” & BRAD PITT ARE A DISGRACE. I CAN’T STAND LIARS AND CHEATERS.I AGREE WITH SOOOO MANY OF THE COMMENTS LISTED ABOVE. I WILL NEVER EVER SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THERI MOVIES EVER AGAIN. MY BOYFRIEND CAN’T STAND EITHER ONE OF THEM AS WELL. EVEN BEFORE “WHORE-LIE” BECAME BIG AND FAMOUS, I NEVER LIKED HER. I ALWAYS FELT IN MY GUT THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY EVIL AND DARK ABOUT THIS PERSON. SHE ALWAYS HAS THIS VERY SINISTER LOOK IN HER EYES. LIKE SHE’S ALWAYS UP TO DOING SOMETHING NO GOOD. WHY WOULD BRAD CHOOSE TO BE WITH SUCH A SICK DEMENTED PERSON, I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. I KNOW ONEDAY BRAD WILL WAKE-UP AND REALIZE WHAT A HORRRIBBBLLLE MISTAKE HE MADE CHEATING ON HIS BEAUTIFUL JENNIFER, WITH THAT “UGLY WICKED WITCH WHORE-LIE!”
SHAME ON YOU BOTH!
ANGELINA “WHORE-LIE” & BRAD PITT ARE A DISGRACE. I CAN’T STAND LIARS AND CHEATERS.I AGREE WITH SOOOO MANY OF THE COMMENTS LISTED ABOVE. I WILL NEVER EVER SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR MOVIES EVER AGAIN. MY BOYFRIEND CAN’T STAND EITHER ONE OF THEM AS WELL. EVEN BEFORE “WHORE-LIE” BECAME BIG AND FAMOUS, I NEVER LIKED HER. I ALWAYS FELT IN MY GUT THERE WAS SOMETHING VERY EVIL AND DARK ABOUT THIS PERSON. SHE ALWAYS HAS THIS VERY SINISTER LOOK IN HER EYES. LIKE SHE’S ALWAYS UP TO DOING SOMETHING NO GOOD. WHY WOULD BRAD CHOOSE TO BE WITH SUCH A SICK DEMENTED PERSON, I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND. I KNOW ONEDAY BRAD WILL WAKE-UP AND REALIZE WHAT A HORRRIBBBLLLE MISTAKE HE MADE CHEATING ON HIS BEAUTIFUL JENNIFER, WITH THAT “UGLY WICKED WITCH WHORE-LIE!”
SHAME ON YOU BOTH!
I think we can all see the DEMEMTED caps-lock nut job a mile off!