Michael Jackson’s death was a seismic moment in pop-culture. It provoked millions of stunned gasps and just about as many paedophile jokes. Since his passing, the circus has continued with the release of a substandard album called ‘Michael’ and MJ fans pointing at pictures of Dr Conrad Murray and screaming ’til the veins in their necks erupted, shooting out so much blood that the world briefly looked like it was menstruating.
And now, the whole thing is about to become much louder and weirder as prosecutors are set to unveil their case against Murray who was the quack hired to make sure Michael Jackson didn’t die before everyone started taking a percentage of everything he did for the This Is It comeback tour.
A judge now has to determine whether Murray should stand trial or not, presumably concious of the fact that, if he decides that Murray shouldn’t have to face a cross-examination, they’ll probably be lynched by insane fans of the singing superstar.
Michael Jackson’s family and fans will no doubt attend the hearing, many of whom are now facing the bleak prospect of having their work and endeavours judged solely on merit, as opposed to being associated with a very much alive and more talented family member. Poor mites. What’s Jermaine going to do when everyone tells him he’s shit?
The hearing begins Tuesday with testimony from police, a coroner and medical experts about their search to find what killed Jackson and whether Dr. Conrad Murray was responsible.
Despite the fact that everyone involved in the case, who incidentally have seen much more evidence than bug-eyed Michael Jackson fans, thinks that this is a very complicated case, MJ fans will no doubt be wanting Murray to get the chair because they are certain he killed The King Of Pop.
The whole freakshow won’t really kick off ’til the trial begins, where Murray’s lawyers will point at a picture of Michael Jackson before whispering through their teeth… “he injected the fatal dose of propofol himself because he was a mad man, y’know? He slept in an oxygen tent and was best friends with a simian. Give us a break Judge!”
Naturally, the guardians of Jackson’s legacy (aka Ability to continue to make all concerned money, well into his tenure in the afterlife) will waiting to hear what everyone has to say about MJ’s drug use.
Lawyers claim the amount Murray administered could not have killed the superstar. Murray has pleaded not guilty. Akon, meanwhile, is so stricken with grief that he’s resorted to throwing young men from a specially designed stage in an attempt to work out how to rebuild his ailing career.
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Michael Fan says
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Jim Kendall says
I wish people would get used to the idea that Michael Jackson probably did commit suicide.
His choreographer testified that Michael’s rehearsals were way under-par, and that he seemed depressed.
He was facing a big performance tour; with the eyes of the young world upon him. And he probably felt ugly. He knew he had to give-his-all for the upcoming performance; and he probably didn’t have anything to give, and knew it.
And it was chicken-shit to be so concerned that he not be remembered as suicidal, not leaving a note; thus NOT CARING whether blame for his death fell on another.
Mr. God of Cool had feet of clay, and he buried them.
Cookie Monster says
It was OJ.
JM says
Quoting MJJJusticeProject, who said it best:
Mr. Tom Mesereau was interviewed on MSNBC and he denounced any thought that Michael Jackson was suicidal, and said it was the probably the only way for Murray’s defense team to go.
Tom Mesereau is probably one of the few people who can actually speak with any kind of credence in regards to Michael Jackson. He got to know MJ very well while preparing a defense for the preposterous and bogus charges in the 2005 trial and found him to be the exact opposite of what the media has tried to portray.
It is refreshing to hear truth being spoken about this gentle man and not the repetitious distortions and lies that are generally spewed from the tabloid princesses, who will readily admit that they never even met the man. Many prominent celebrities know the real Michael Jackson but most are afraid to speak out in his defense for fear they would be the next targets of the press. Unfortunately, in America, freedom of the press as morphed into a seeming freedom to slander, harass and harangue someone with salacious unproven allegations for nigh on 20 years. It isn
Turdy Tabloids and You. says
Jerks
cleaver says
Michael got bummed to death by Santa
JoeMomma says
MJ probably realized;
1) What a massive no talent hack he was
2) Was a kiddydiddler
3) His face was melting due to all the plastic surgery
4) Purchased a bunch of weird shit
and then promptly decided to end it…