Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital yesterday due to a reaction to some super ultra-mysterious medication, so don’t even try to guess what it is.
But this is good news. No really, it is.
This provides science with empirical evidence about the number of cigarettes and mini bottles of booze cardiac muscle can tolerate, plus Amy gets another punch on her hospital card. One more visit and she gets a free colonoscopy with the purchase of a stomach pumping.
There are certain people in life that make you look at your own life and feel a whole heck of a lot better about yourself by comparison. Such as Jerry Springer guests, Angelina Jolie‘s nanny, people who watch any Brad Garrett-related sitcoms, and Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse seems to have created a regular spot in the media for herself, as well as probably a reserved parking spot at the hospital. She was in the hospital last month for about 10 days with what may or may not have been emphysema. Only the creatures living in her beehive know for sure, although some mention of it may have worked its way down to the crusty impetigo lesions as well.
Then, Amy Winehouse got all punchy-punchy on a fan last month during a performance, along with other increasingly erratic behavior, like getting all punchy-punchy on a defenseless chain-linked fence over the weekend.
So what took Amy Winehouse to the hospital this time? The preliminary reports say that Winey had a bad reaction to a medication. But really, who can blame the, ahem, medication for flipping out once inside Winehouse’s body? Calls to the beehive creatures for confirmation were not immediately returned, but her spokes-slave made the following statement:
“Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to hospital. Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow.”
Kudos to the PR people who have came up with a new vague way to explain Amy Winehouse’s most recent medical incident. Given her history of reported drug use, rehab visits, and hospital vacation stays they should probably have a few more excuses on standby for future use. Those guys might wanna break out the thesaurus for synonyms to ‘overdose’, ‘addiction’, ‘crack whore’ and ‘balls-out crazy’ for some suggestions.
Sarah says
This woman is hilarious !!!! some people just cannot get famous .. they get crazy!
Whorehey says
“…Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow.”
They should mention that the doctors, while observing Ms. Winehouse, are required to wear welding masks to prevent retinal damage (from her Medusa-like face) and hazard pay.
Sarah says
Yeah, she’s got medication, alright, though most people just call it crack.
toolahroolahroolah says
Next time it will be ‘Food poisoning”
media kingdom says
i never noticed until recently that Amy Winehouse has astoundingly huge hair
Leading Medication says
Alright, she got medication, Doctors have advised that she will be kept under observation overnight and is likely to be released tomorrow.