People faint all the time. Amy Winehouse just did. Experts theorize it’s because her body could temporarily no longer sustain consciousness. We’re not doctors or anything, but that sounds about right to us.
She was rushed to the hospital either by people that care for her, or by people whose day care, food and houses are all paid for by her career.
Reportedly, when coming-to, the only audible thing she said was that she wanted a tattoo and another lump of hair wax to commemorate the occasion.
She didn’t actually say that. Nobody ever said that.
When Amy Winehouse does something – she does it all the way. For instance, she once completed an album because her ambition drove her to do it. Also, once she’s decided to faint – nothing can stop her – not even the glass coffee table on the way down.
Now we don’t necessarily ‘know’ if Winehouse has a glass coffee table or not, but if she does then she maybe could of brokeN it here recently – because she fainted at home.
As the Daily News puts it:
“Troubled singer Amy Winehouse was taken to a hospital for tests Monday after fainting in her home. The 24-year-old apparently fainted and “quickly recovered”, according to a spokesman. Her father, Mitch Winehouse, helped her to a clinic in Marylebone, London, only as a “precaution.””
Doctors on scene reportedly couldn’t find any specific cause for the spell, and doctors also don’t know why all the other hospital patients were scratching like mad within a half hour of Winehouse’s arrival.
We assume they were itching actually. Winehouse has always looked kinda scratchy to us. We think it’s because we have wool sweaters that are the same textures as her hair.
Nice in the winter.
The fainting apparently happened right about the time Winehouse finally found the time to go sign some autographs for some Canadians that were waiting outside her house. She realized the fans had only just left, and then she passed out. She was caught before hitting the ground.
It’s unknown whether or not the pungent aroma often left by groups of three or more Canadians had anything to do with the singer’s sudden light-headedness.
We’re guessing that it did.
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euclid says
Many homes have a mirror in the entrance hall.
David Bryden says
“she maybe could of broke it” ???
Dear god. Learn English before you write a satirical column, please.
toolahroolahroolah says
<> Well, I’ve gotten pretty lightheaded from some really pungent aroma’d Canadian myself.
Didn’t go to the hospital though, just ate lotsa ice cream over cupcakes ;-)
<>
That, my friend, was freaking hilarious!!
Shawn Lindseth says
Giant ugly ‘N’ inserted for your reading pleasure, Bryden
toolahroolahroolah says
“we have wool sweaters that are the same textures as her hair”
Last sheep I saw looked like that was put down and hauled off to a lab by guys in isolation suits and respirators.
“euclid Says: Many homes have a mirror in the entrance hall.” That is too funny for words.
J Bollocks says
“Giant ugly ‘N’ inserted for your reading pleasure, Bryden”
Yeah Byrden, that’ll learn you!
Seriously though, please don’t hassle HS needlessly. They perform a valuable and indeed unique function on the Blog scene. They are the ONLY blog space on this planet that have no discernible standards.
Honestly! just try it! they’ll publish anything, crap haiku, anything!
Ironlung says
You just got owned by Bryden.
Bet that’s the last we hear of Shawn Lindseth for a while.
gir says
“Honestly! just try it! they’ll publish anything, crap haiku, anything!”
…whatever dribbling insanity J Bollocks has on offer…