Mitch Winehouse, father of beehived bandit Amy, has told the News of the World that he wants his daughter to be sectioned.
Just yesterday there were reports that Amy didn’t want her husband to come out of jail.
What is it about this family that makes them want to incarcerate their closest relatives so much?
Love?
And by ‘mental’ home, we don’t mean it in the modern-youthful sense of the word (i.e. a ‘wicked-fun time’) as if the hospice was run by clowns who could heal patient’s injuries with heavy doses of laughter.
We mean it in the traditional sense; the Syd Barrett sense; the Jon Bon Jovi sense.
Mitch is convinced that sectioning Amy is the only way to save her from killing herself. He said:
“I want her sectioned. The situation is getting out of control. I want her off the street.”
Should they ask her to go to rehab? Mitch say:
“I don’t think being somewhere for six weeks is going to cure her problems. I think it needs far more radical measures. We will take the bull by the horns and deal with it.”
Come on Mitch – we know she isn’t the prettiest girl, but her own father comparing her to a bull? That’s a tad harsh. He furthered a lot more:
“I’ve been on the phone to Amy’s manager in Los Angeles and he’s starting things rolling. They are going to be speaking to doctors, psychologists and everything else. I want Amy to be somewhere where she will be safe and where no harm can come to her. Obviously, as her dad, I will try and do what’s best for her. Unfortunately, what I think is best for Amy and what she thinks is best for her are two different things…and it might be that other parties might need to be involved…You need all four – the psychologists, the doctor, the local health authority and the next of kin – all to decide that somebody is sectionable. Now is the time to exert whatever pressure we have to try to do it. I’ve told them she is a danger to herself. There is evidence of self-harming and she’s a danger to other people because she’s attacked someone.”
Amy was released with a caution from Holborn police station yesterday morning for hitting Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi after he refused to give way to her at a pool table. Mustapha said:
“I feel so angry. She smashed my face hard.”
Poor Mustapha; now he knows what a Joe Calzaghe opponent must feel like.
Then, after proceeding to play the game of pool – as poor victim Mustapha was legging it to the first policeman or journalist he could find – she allegedly head-butted a good samaritan trying to hail her a cab because – so it turns out – she thought he was trying to molest her.
Trying to molest her? What fucked-up method of taxi-hailing was he using? Maybe Amy felt the constant jerking of his thumb in an upwards movement was actually a mimed-innuendo of what he planned to do with her?
We can’t be sure as of yet if it is Amy exactly, but there is certainly some level of traditional-style mentalness going on here.