In case you haven’t noticed (how could you not notice?!), butts and butt fetishes have totally taken over the world. I mean, 2014 was really the year of the ass in music (we all know I’m hoping 2015 will be the year of the side boob), and while I thoroughly enjoyed all the big booty videos, none of the songs and videos really did the female ass any justice…until now.
Comedian Amy Schumer and person who is famous for some reason, Amber Rose, got together and made a song and accompanying music video about booties that really captures the beauty, and utility, of the female buttocks. The song? “Milk Milk Lemonade”.
FINALLY! A song that truly captures the greatness of the female booty! Take note Jennifer Lopez, Meghan Trainor, and Nicki Minaj, THIS is how a real woman sings about her ass. Real women have curves? More like real women take dumps, am I right?!
Listen, I like a luscious, toned bottom as much as the next person, but it’s about time someone was like “Listen, I get that butts can look pretty sexy, but lest we forget the purpose of buttholes: pooping. You’re singing about the part of the body where we poop.”
I like Amy Schumer a whole lot and appreciate her humor, so I’m glad that this piece of brilliance came from her and not someone like Lena fucking Dunham, because I can’t stand that poser feminist bitch. Ugh, can you imagine if Lena Dunham tried to make a funny video like this? I just couldn’t.
The moral of the story is, next time you listen to a song about how sexy and tantalizing the female butt is keep this in mind: that’s where ladies poop, and regardless of what many men try to convince themselves, women do poop. And we enjoy it.
There. I said it.
jamal osta says
Glad to hear that song. Courage.