Have you heard of Amy Adams? No? She’s an actress. Or something. We assume so because she’s just be handed the role of Lois Lane in the latest Superman film. That’s for definite. The producers have confirmed it and everything.
Director Zack Snyder says that this three-time Oscar nominee (best foley artist? *shrug) has “the talent to capture all of the qualities we love about Lois: smart, tough, funny, warm, ambitious and, of course, beautiful”.
And raven haired! Wait! Uh. Looks like Snyder will have to buy a wig or some Garnier Nutrisse or whatever it is girls poison their hair with.
So, blockbusting Adams will star alongside Britain’s Henry Cavill (WHO HE?)? in the Superman film that doesn’t have a name yet.
In fact, all we know about this movie is that it will be released in December 2012, by which time, everyone may have stopped caring about comic book adaptations and be really into war films or something.
No-one actually cares though, right? The cinema is the most joyless experience in history. It’s more drudgery than washing pots.
Diane Lane and Kevin Costner have also landed roles in Snyder’s film, which will see Superman flying around and doing all manner of super stuff and, probably, it’ll have a darker edge to it because the blueprint for superhero films are the Batman ones.
Unless you like the new Green Hornet film, which means someone should drag you out of your bed in the dead of night and euthanise you with a bolt gun.
But Superman! Yay! Or whatever.
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joemomma says
“Unless you like the new Green Hornet film, which means someone should drag you out of your bed in the dead of night and euthanise you with a bolt gun.”
Was that a Games Workshop reference? Ha, buncha nerds.