A moment of silence for yet another Hollywood couple to be struck down by the One Year curse. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa are kaput.?
It seems no amount of public licking, strategically placed silver chains, or poorly thought out body art could save this marriage, because Amber filed for divorce on Tuesday citing ‘irreconcilable differences’. I know this is a trying time for you guys, but can’t you come up with a more interesting reason for your split? For the sake of our constant entertainment? I miss the days of golfers being chased with a nine iron because they got caught sleeping with more porn stars than…well, a porn star.
They tied the knot last July after being together since 2011, and they have a genuinely adorable one-year old son called Sebastian.
Look at those chubby cheeks!
I don’t wanna say that I called this split, but I totally did. What’s that saying about a stopped clock being right twice a day? Not that it takes a genius to recognize that nine out of ten S.O themed tattoos end in bitter regret. Kids, never get a permanent reminder of something that has the potential to be temporary. Johnny Depp might be able to carry off a ‘Wino Forever’ tattoo, but you will never be as cool as that.
Also, don’t get any tattoo written in a language that you don’t speak. That has nothing to do with this, I just think it needs saying more.
It’s still early days, ?so there aren’t many juicy details about what went wrong but rumour has it that the newly single Nick Cannon is involved somewhere along the way. He’s Amber’s newly appointed talent manager (maybe the world’s easiest job?) and insiders seem to think that they’ve been hooking up on the side, which is why Amber’s made like many a Kim Kardashian zipper and split.
Other insiders are insisting that Wiz was the one to stick his sausage where it didn’t belong, so who knows where this one’s going. We may get an entertaining celebrity divorce yet! So much more fun than ‘conscious uncoupling’.
They reportedly have a pre-nup to protect their cash, so Amber might have to look elsewhere for the funds to cover up his portrait. Personally, I’d go for the classic ‘VOID’ stamp.