We live in a world where celebrities don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump ‘n’ grind with their director, 72 day marriages or having a secret lovechild with the maid, so it’s always nice when couples like Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa come along to remind us that famous couples can be devoted to each other.
It would be even nicer if they could do it in a way that doesn’t cause other people to cringe so hard that it does permanent damage to their spine. Amber Rose has decided that having a baby with her ‘true love’ just wasn’t enough of a sign that she’s in it for the long haul, and chose to go down the ever-romantic route of etching him permanently into her skin. Whatever you’re picturing right now, it’s worse.
Told you. Amber has considerately placed it slap-bang on the top of her arm, presumably to remind people why she’s considered famous when she’s attempting to foxtrot on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ five years from now. If that’s the case, then maybe it would be more helpful to get Kanye West’s face on the other arm.
Amber boasted her poor life-choice on her Instagram account with the caption “True Love #Cam&Amb :-)”. Christ, even that would have made a better tattoo. At least she could have covered it up by making it appear like she’s really got a thing for Camembert cheese when they eventually break up. By the way, Cameron is Wiz’s real name. That’s right, she’s got a tattoo of a man that voluntarily refers to himself as ‘Wiz’.
Possibly the saddest thing about this whole situation is the fact that this was obviously the best photo they could find of him. One that looks like there’s a spliff the size of a baby’s arm just out of frame. C’mon Wiz, if you’re baby-mama’s willing to let your mug scar her forever, the least you can do is take a couple of nice selfies. Or at least take your hat off.
It seems only fair now that Wiz should get a tattoo of Amber. She’s a ‘model’, so there are probably hundreds of nice photos to choose from. Perhaps one that was taken by a world renowned photographer like Terry Richardson would be a good idea…