Akon: Now Throwing Children As Well As Dry-Humping Them

by Matthew Laidlow on June 6, 2007 11 Comments

These rappers, they think they can get away with anything.

The Game thinks he can wave guns around at people and Eminem seems to marry and divorce the same woman every other month. And now Akon also believes that, when he isn’t simulating sex with the underage children of pastors on a stage in front of thousands of people, he can flex his muscles and chuck kids around like Frisbees. 

At the recent KFEST concert for local Fishkill, New York-based radio station WSPK – presumably free, because we can't imagine anyone wanting to pay to see him, Akon got a little hot and bothered when someone threw an object at him mid-sentence. Instead of laughing it up and comforting himself with a ho in his dressing room, Akon decided to drag the perpetrator up on stage and then throw him back into the audience as hard as he could. What a gent. 

Local police are now trying to identify the boy who Akon threw in order to see if he wants to press charges. Look for yourselves to see how much of an utter dickcheese Akon can be.

Read more:

Cops Looking For Fan Tossed By Akon – People 

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These rappers, they think they can get away with anything. The Game thinks he can wave guns around at people and Eminem seems to marry and divorce the same woman every other month. And now Akon also believes that, when he isn’t simulating sex with the underage children of pastors on a stage in front of thousands of people, he can flex his muscles and chuck kids around like Frisbees. At the recent KFEST concert for local Fishkill, New York-based radio station WSPK – presumably free, because we can't imagine anyone wanting to pay to see him, Akon got a little hot and bothered when someone threw an object at him mid-sentence. Instead of laughing it up and comforting himself with a ho in his dressing room, Akon decided to drag the perpetrator up on stage and then throw him back into the audience as hard as he could. What a gent. Local police are now trying to identify the boy who Akon threw in order to see if he wants to press charges. Look for yourselves to see how much of an utter dickcheese Akon can be. Read more: Cops Looking For Fan Tossed By Akon - People

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Dave June 6, 2007 at 4:13 pm

It’s sideways! Why is it sideways?

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Internet Pedant June 6, 2007 at 6:28 pm

Better headline:

“Akon Tosses Off Teenage Boy In Public Display”

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Linnie June 7, 2007 at 12:19 am

thats sad! he is so tough! look at him an adult. i have so much money i can throw people, a child at that. i seriously hope that they press charges and pursue it to the bitter end and take him for all he is worth and in my opinion thats very, very little.

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Gem June 7, 2007 at 12:50 am

This is what happens when you mainstream prison culture. This man was arrested for a serious crime. His lyrics drip with violence and he takes it to the next level by behaving in violently with impunity in public. Yet this radio station invited him to come on in and apparently didn’t do anything to stop this from happening. Akon is a disturbed individual. Just because he has a record contract doesn’t mean he’s not a ciminal.

What About Our Daughters

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erry June 8, 2007 at 4:23 pm

its not really very rock n roll is it though- yeh ok fair enough- like someone said- its a bit like stagediving crowdsurfing etc. but who crowdsurfs at an RnB concert

– it wouldn’t really have the same effect in that type of envirnoment – i can picture the scene now- Akon the big ex-con strips off- removes his chains and then tosses off the teen— then straight after that he launches into one of his really crappy, cheesy, high pitched, squeeky- chipmonked voiced, pop- rnb tunes

no wonder your lonely – you clampit!!

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ant July 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm

Shut up the boy deserves it he isnt some helpless little toddler he was a 15 year old who decided to throw something at Akon and what Akon did was justified hope it hurt that twat and taught him a lesson

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Akonisntbad March 25, 2008 at 3:49 pm

You ppl are tottaly stupid I tottaly agree with Ant couse i would get mad to if sum douch threw sumthing at me while im on the stagei n front of hundereds of ppl

Basiclly wat im tring to say is that u guys go around reading a bunch of false information and u believe it !

the boy is an idiot that tryed to look sumwat cool infront of his freinds / but it came out tottaly diffrent

anyways all im saying is think for ur self don’t belive dumass’s !

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lol November 16, 2008 at 4:37 am

stop being such a hater and pay attention to all da fucked up shit you have done and will do in your life…. hate is not the answer don’t be mad he’s got talent and you don’t…

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akonfan May 7, 2009 at 3:55 pm

i think it is a good thing he did, that kid needs to learn a lesson and he did

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person September 30, 2009 at 4:37 am

if Akon was mature, he would have ignored it and continued on.

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