Adele – great voice, shame she’s a dick – must have an album out soon because she keeps cropping up in the press talking about inane rubbish. No different from any other popstar then? Well, that’s not strictly true because some of the things Adele’s been coming out with are just… odd.
Recently, she chastised herself for being an idiot when it comes to men (expecting them to be able to read her mind) and talked about her gay friends crying on her doorstep all the time (what is she doing to them?), but all that has nothing on her latest tale.
Basically, she nearly killed P Diddy. With a golf buggy.
Now read that back. Adele nearly killed Puff Daddy with a golf buggy. Did any of you have the same image in your mind that we had in ours? That Adele picked up the golf buggy with her formidable arms and tried to beat the rapper into a coma while cackling like a maniac?
No? Okay. Spoilsports.
She talks about the incident:
“I was shooting a video on one of the big American plots, six hours I was there and I wasn’t doing anything?
?So I convinced someone to let me drive a golf buggy. I ran the battery out by the end of the day.
“P Diddy must have been doing a fragrance advert or something. I was in the buggy with a mate and I saw him. I meant to put the brake on and go, ‘Oh, you’re P Diddy!’ But I hit the accelerator.?
?He had to dive out the way. As we went past I was like, ‘You’re P Diddy’. He just said, ‘Yeah, I know’. I almost, almost killed him.”
Nice to see that P Diddles is so calm in the face of death. Very slow moving death if we’re being honest. Those golf carts don’t move too fast, especially when being driven by one of Britain’s biggest pop stars.
And yes, we meant that as a lame joke.
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chris says
good thing…. decided
@essben says
I know someone called Adele, but I’m almost certain that’s not her.
Does this new Adele work in customer service too? I’ve never seen P Diddy in there, and they practically never have golf carts :/