Kids do the sweetest things don’t they? They vomit over their food, which they continue to eat; they poo in their pants; they waddle around like little drunks forming crystallised snot moustaches while demanding every single second of your increasingly worthless time.
All together now – AAAAWWWWWWW
However, some parents aren’t sated with such activities. They want to push their children into becoming performing monkeys so they can look at the other, blissfully stupid children running around with glorious abandon and think “Gah. My kid will be famous while these idiots will still be in short pants.” And we’ve got one here… and Jesus, Joseph and Mary, she’s a little precocious horror. That’s right, she’s singing Nicki Minaj’s ‘Super Bass’ with the raps and gyrating moves.
The little girl in question goes by the name of Sophia Grace Brownlee and she’s like an entire series of Mini Pops crammed into one tiny human.
She’s got her little friend along to rap and writhe while she delivers a breathless version of ‘Super Bass’, which of course, includes lines like; “When he come up in the club, he be blazin’ up” as well as; “He cold, he dope, he might sell coke.”
Our favourite line for a mother to encourage her child to sing is:
“He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look, then the panties comin’ off, off, uh”
And speaking of mother, while you watch this so-toe-curling-you’ll-end-up-with-a-club-foot video, keep an eye out for her in the mirror at the top of the shot, giving hand instructions and such.
Holy cow.
Pushy parents. Who needs ’em? Especially when they breed and nurture wailing horrorbags like this. Just wait ’til Mumsnet get a load of it. They’ll piss great arcs of anger until the whole internet drowns in their fury.
Anyway, here’s the video.
Prepare for nausea.
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Joanna says
Oh for the love of fuck.