Hey! Here’s someone who is fat and old – Meat Loaf. He’s always been a big fella, but now he’s getting on a bit, you’d think he might slow down the pace a little in case that heart of his gives up under the strain.
Because he wants to peddle his preposterous operatic stadiums blues to the very last he should carry on?
Well, his body nearly put the scuppers on that, treating him to a nice asthma attack while on-stage in Pittsburgh. Of course, once his crew revived him, he carried on, cheered on by people who think its funny to encourage a needy old man to the point where he dies on-stage. And yes, we’re joining in this macabre spectacle by sharing it with you in the form of a video.
The ‘Bat Out Of Hell’ singer (we’re legally obliged to mention that as well as a joke that ends with “but I won’t do that”, which will come later) was left sparko on his back after fainting during his gig.
He was helped to his feet (presumably by very strong men), which saw him bellowing at his audience:
I fucking fainted. I have asthma, I can’t breathe. And then – oh wait, I forgot – I got poked by a pin and bled half to death and then I got slapped in the face and my tooth is loose.
It seems ol’ Meat will let his body give up on him, but quit a gig? He won’t do that. (See? We told you it was coming).
Anyhoo, watch him looking very sick while doing one of his terrible, terrible songs. Next week, we get to publish the obituary we’ve already written about him.
Possibly.
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d says
Definitley overcooked
Andrew says
a twat out of hell more like!