It’s being reported that the freakish, car-crash marriage between Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is about to end in a messy, car-crash divorce. And we know exactly what you’re thinking.
You’re thinking that if Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown divorce, who’ll be around to poke their fingers up Whitney’s bum and yank out nuggets of constipated poo, aren’t you? Anyone? OK, so it was just us…
Whitney Houston (CDs) and Bobby Brown never appeared to have the most
stable of marriages; rumours of drug addiction and domestic violence
have long surrounded the couple, and a divorce never seemed too far
away. And now, if reports are to be believed, that divorce is finally
happening.
When they started out, Whitney Houston was the biggest female star on the
planet – releasing giant-sounding wedding reception songs that
got to number one and stayed there for months and months. And Bobby…
well, Bobby was the boy who sung Candy Girl and the theme-tune to
Ghostbusters 2. But as years progressed, Bobby and Whitney became more
and more of a joke. And what’s the best way to deal with a negative
public image? Describing how you pull excrement from your wife’s arse
on your own reality TV show, of course.
Being Bobby Brown
was Whitney and Bobby’s chance to shine a light on what a lovely, and
publicly misconstrued, couple they really were. Shame, then, that the show revolved mainly around Bobby describing how he manually relieved Whitney’s constipation. One
TV critic went so far as to call the show:
"The most disgusting and execrable series ever to ooze its way onto television."
Not that the woes of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown ended there. Just last month the pair were named Tackiest Couple Of The Year by readers of Star magazine.
But now, after reports that Bobby Brown was seen "flirting with a
bevy of beauties backstage at a concert telling them he was no longer
with his wife," it looks like a divorce really is on the cards for
Whitney and Bobby.
Oh Whitney, didn’t you almost have it all? Yours was the greatest love of all. Maybe now you just wanna dance with somebody… else. Hey, where are you going? Come back, we’ve got a million of these…
Read more:
Whitney’s marriage cracks – Channel 4
[story by Stuart Heritage]
joseyjoe says
I would like to say that I don’t think the couple is getting divorced I believe the two will seperate to realize can’t do without eachother. If the couple divorce I will be suprised.
Diane says
Whiney needs to let the zero go and get her life back on track. She has to much to offer, singer, actress, mother, role model. Our youth need as many good role models as we can get. COME BACK WHITNEY we miss you.
Tracey says
I wish she get her singing career back on track because we need real diva singing about real thing in today music.
A. F. says
It’s a shame to see two talented people waste away. Usually there’s one person in the relationship that has some stability and groundings. Wow what an effect they probably have on their kids. They’ll be together for awhile.Birds of a feather flock together. Who would now want to be in a real relationship with either of them at this point? To much drama. I say they should just stay together, they’ve come this far. If by some miracle they split, I’d be shocked. It’s a shame she had her career in the palm her hands and fame didn’t treat her well nor did she treat it well. I love Whitney but is she loving Whitney.