You know Shia LaBeouf don’t you? Yeah. He’s that insultingly dim thing that’s like shrink-wrapped ham on legs, waddling around with his film career and floozies. What else does he do?
Oh yeah! He gets in fights in bars! That’s a hoot isn’t it?
What’s even better is that someone’s accused him of threatening to stab someone. STAB! STAB! VENDETTA! VENDETTA! Yup. That’s right. A famous face thinking that no-one will mention it to anyone if he starts offering to slit people’s throats.
Of course, one thing we do know about Shia is that he’s an outrageous idiot. Even Han Solo called him an idiot after he started blabbing about Indiana Jones 5.
Well, this idiot got into a fight last week (we didn’t write about it because we’re hopeless idiots ourselves) and a nice man tried to calm him down.
Shia responded to this kind act by (ALLEGEDLY) threatening to pull a knife on him. That’s right. An eye-witness said that LaBeouf had been drunkenly laying into everyone within a mile-radius (possible exaggeration) before he was told to calm down.
The witness said that Shia replied with:
“Oh yea? Or what? What are you going to do about it?”
That’s when the actor got his behind handed to him, WWE style.
Then, the witness said he tried to stop Shia from getting back inside, but LaBeouf got aggressive, spouting:
“Well what if I grabbed my knife on you?”
Moments later, Shia re-appeared to make a throat-slashing gesture at him before heading off toward a hangover and some snide articles written about him.
Lovely stuff.
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