All links suggested by hecklerspray’s Twitter followers, because we couldn’t be arsed to find any for once…
10 – Finally we understand what sheep are for. Unbelievable – Geekologie
9 – The fact alone that Dave Benson Phillips has a website is cool enough. The fact that it squelches is the cherry on the cake – Davebensonphillips
8 – A gay arts festival needs some writers and performers. They must have asked us because disgruntled illiterate Michael Jackson fans are apparently writers and performers now – Gfest
7 – Paxman Vs Sugar: who’d win? – Watch With Mothers
6 – Suggested by a reader who hates us and wants to further our terrifying Octopus phobia – Bofunk
5 – Bats in space: a true story – NASA
4 – Flying cars exist! The downside? They make truly horrible music – Boingboing
3 – TOM HANKS RAPPING! IS AMAZING! – Electricspectre
2 – Introducing MC KABBA G, the coolest rapping cabbage you will ever see – Welovevegetables
1 – If this exact scene had been in Seven Pounds, would it have done better? Yes…