I don’t know about you guys, but from what I’ve seen, Tyga–a man who may or may not have a rap career–seems to be the type of idiot who never learns his lesson. This is a guy who has been sued by numerous landlords for not paying his rent, is notorious for owing a bunch of people money, and last year was accused of having his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, lease her own Ferrari as a birthday gift from him.
So, you’d think maybe Tyga, who’s career doesn’t seem to be heating up anytime soon, would be a little bit more frugal with his money, right? Wrong! For Kylie’s 19th birthday this week he bought her a $200,000 Mercedes Maybach. And by he bought, I mean she bought, but he signed a nice birthday card to go with it. Ok, it was an alright birthday card. Alright, alright, it was one of those gas station 99 cent cards.
Trying to prove to the world how much of a baller he is (I think one of his CDs that no one ever bought was actually titled Baller Alert), Tyga Snapchatted Kylie being surprised by his luxurious gift. In the video, much like every time you hear her speak, Kylie Jenner sounds like she has had one too many Ativan cocktails. This bitch is seriously always drowsy and slow. I was sick and on flu meds all week and one night I was lying in bed, barely coherent, and mumbling randomly, and I couldn’t help but think that this must be how Kylie Jenner feels ALL the time.
Anyway, Kylie also took to Instagram to prove to the world her man ain’t broke and totally loves her by gifting her with another luxury car. What Tyga’s Snapchat and Kylie’s Instagram don’t show is Adam, the Mercedes dealership worker who is standing off camera during all of this, tapping his watch to let Tyga know his free test ride is almost up and the car has to be back to the dealership in 15 minutes.
Poor Adam. He didn’t ask for this shit.