Remember Tori Spelling? Her dad was a powerful TV man way back when (Love Boat and more) and magically, she ended up with a job on the original Beverley Hills 90210 and… uh… that’s about it.
Now we’ve proved she’s famous enough to talk about (ahem), would you like to see her breasts?
Ah. Ears pricked up now, huh? Well, over the jump, you’ll get to see (we’d better say ‘allegedly’ here) busters and, well, it’s not exactly in the manner which we’re all accustomed to. Get over the jump and see for yourself. Oh. And ‘salami’. Keep that in mind.
So, Tori Spelling’s husband – a man called Dean McDermott – posted a photograph on Twitter (where we got the image from) of his son with a rolling pin on his head. And a dirty spot on their chin too (full marks if that’s the first thing you looked at).
However, in the background, you’ll quite clearly see his wife’s breasts.
Just a quick reminder of salami.
Anyway, this is all a bit peculiar in the realm of leaked photographs of nudey celebrities, but we’re not ones to deny you your thrills, no matter how lame or not-particularly-famous they might be.
So there you have it. Salami.
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