God, normal people. Look at them. Open your front door and look at them, all scurrying around, making normal decisions and having normal opinions about things.
Aren’t you just pleading, desperate, dying to know more about them and their insignificantly normal little lives?
Don’t you wish you could follow them around all through their normal week and bathe yourself in their normality? No? Well, tough tits, bucko! Channel Four have decreed this is the future of reality television so you’re stuck with it. Seven Days (Channel 4, Wednesday, 22 September, 10pm) has started; God, we wish it hadn’t.