Joan Collins, a woman who has traded on looking like a glamorous ghost for the past 20 years, not to mention being the campest of all bitchy gay men, is opening her mouth again and spouting advice.
What important, world-harming event is she looking at now?
Jeans. That’s right, denim. Massively important stuff. Not just any ol’ jeans. She’s looking at jeans that sport the legs of women in their forties!