Over the summer we had riots and phone hacking. Everything?s gone quiet now and we're left with the old bogeymen.
The Mail sees global warming as some kind of conspiracy that involves the BBC, the lib dems, Richard Dawkins and someone at a council who wants to rebrand Christmas as Winterval.
In fact on Monday they managed to combine a climate change story with another of their favourite topics when they discovered that wind turbines were immigrants (?Two thirds of the UK?s wind turbines are foreign-owned?).