If the world needed any more proof that Scientology breeds bat shit crazy, they need look no further than Jaden and Willow Smith.?? As if being a teenager doesn’t automatically make you enough of a ridiculous ignorant ass, these two show us just how far down the rabbit hole one can go with enough money and lack of real parenting.
The siblings have given an interview that kind?of sounds like it was written by?the love child of Gary Busey and Amanda Bynes. ?To sound like a super stereotypical white girl in my 20s, I legit cannot deal with these two assholes.
It’s been pretty obvious for a while that Jaden and Willow Smith, the celebuspawn of Will and Jada, are on their own fucking wavelength.? Between Willow’s really weird looks and pedobear vibed Instagram photos, to Jaden’s Twitter rants encouraging kids to drop out of school, these two haven’t exactly been poster children for well rounded individuals.? But while they may have been poster children for why “unparenting” doesn’t fucking work, they never seemed certifiably crazy.
Until now.
The New York Times T magazine decided they missed the days of acceptable LSD use, so they figured interviewing the Smith kids would be a good duplicate. Now, there is a whole lot of WTF in this interview, but I figured I’d save you the brain ache and just post snippets that really convey how ludicrous these kids are.
(Interviewer) I'm curious about your experience of time. Do you feel like life is moving really quickly? Is your music one way to sort of turn it over and reflect on it?
WILLOW: I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please, and that's how I know it doesn't exist.
JADEN: It's proven that how time moves for you depends on where you are in the universe. It's relative to beings and other places. But on the level of being here on earth, if you are aware in a moment, one second can last a year. And if you are unaware, your whole childhood, your whole life can pass by in six seconds. But it's also such a thing that you can get lost in.
WILLOW: Because living.
JADEN: Right, because you have to live. There's a theoretical physicist inside all of our minds, and you can talk and talk, but it's living.
WILLOW: It's the action of it.
Wow guys, that is just so…deep.? Really profound.
(Interviewer) What are some of the themes that recur in your work?
JADEN: The P.C.H. being one of them; the melancholiness of the ocean; the melancholiness of everything else.
WILLOW: And the feeling of being like, this is a fragment of a holographic reality that a higher consciousness made.
Holographic reality?? What the hell does that shit even mean?!
How have you gotten better?
WILLOW: Caring less what everybody else thinks, but also caring less and less about what your own mind thinks, because what your own mind thinks, sometimes, is the thing that makes you sad.
JADEN: Exactly. Because your mind has a duality to it. So when one thought goes into your mind, it's not just one thought, it has to bounce off both hemispheres of the brain. When you're thinking about something happy, you're thinking about something sad. When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple. It's a tool for understanding mathematics and things with two separate realities. But for creativity: That comes from a place of oneness. That's not a duality consciousness. And you can't listen to your mind in those times ? it'll tell you what you think and also what other people think.
WILLOW: And then you think about what you think, which is very dangerous.
“Think about what you think?”? That is some inception shit.? Who would have thought the offspring of the guy who gave us “Getting Jiggy Wit It” would end up being modern day Niche.
Then the two start talking about shocking their bodies and breathing and prana energy, whatever the hell that is. It gets boring for a bit until the interviewer brings up Jaden’s favorite subject- formal education.
(Interviewer) So is the hardest education the unlearning of things?
WILLOW: Yes, basically, but the crazy thing is it doesn't have to be like that.
JADEN: Here?s the deal: School is not authentic because it ends. It's not true, it's not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to.
WILLOW: Forever, ?til the day that we're in our bed.
JADEN: Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.
WILLOW: They never want to do anything, they're so tired.
Yes, grow they will.? Into grown ass adults who still smoke way too much pot, listen to way too much Bob Marley, and become oversized freeloaders living off their parents’ wealth while pretending they have like, their own life man.? A life where they care more about happiness than material objects.? You know, inside their mansions and wearing their $1000 sneakers.
Rae jack says
IMO,the teens realy know what they are talking
mike says
Disturbing… I am pretty sure they didn’t sound like that in the 60’s on lsd. Oh wait that’s exactly what they sounded like.