What does Snoop Dogg like? He likes weed. He likes expensive brandy. He likes his bitches in bikinis gyrating sexlessly by the pool. He likes all three at once while smirking at his cross-country runner torso and making up his own language… y’know, the same way lonely children do?
And with the rapper’s 40th birthday due (Yeah! 40! He seems much, much older doesn’t he?) imminent, we can all assume that he wants to combine his love of endo, hos and whatnot for the party to end all parties, right?
WRONG! MASSIVELY WRONG! HOW STUPID YOU ARE!
Fact is, D-t’tha-O-double-G wants a nice, quiet night in when he hits the big Four-Oh later this year and plans to spend it with his nana.
He says about his big day:
“More people worry about my birthday than I do”
“I’m more concerned about my grandmother’s birthday, my wife’s birthday. I’m more about giving.
“I’m not into doing things for myself because a lot of great things have already happened to me. To be alive and spend time with my grandma is enough.”
So instead of being surrounded by obese assistants (all rappers have at least one of those) and draping thousands of dollars worth of diamonds around his neck with a custom-made necklace shaped like a weed-leaf, he’ll be sitting before the telly (on full-blast, obviously), next to a two-bar heater drinking strong tea and listening to complaints about immigrants before indulging in a light game of Rummy, with matchsticks replacing money.
He might have a big glass of pop as well, if he behaves himself.
PS: Well done if you read the previous article and saw this piece coming.
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sthash says
How do u start your buissnes